BEWARE THE MAN-EATER

"Honey I'm home!" The "man boo" proclaims as he walks in stumbling from a night out with the homies.
"Where you been at!?" She immediately says.
"What you mean I told you I was going out! Ain't like I did anything. I even made it home safe!" he replies in hopes that the "got home safe part" will save him from the vicious tongue lashing he knows is coming.
She says "What that smell!?"
"Uhhh cologne!" he says.
"Boi that's Patron" she says and a fight breaks out and she storms out of the crib they were trying to make a home. After the back and forth they finally decide to just break it off. There were too many secrets that came to light she cheated he cheated the both in the wrong. But this is where the men separate from the women.

Immediately after this horrible break up she is "off" men! Here comes the Beyonce theme songs a bunch of lifetime and Tyler Perry movies! Now she feels she independent and all men are dogs because of one man! Any man trying to approach her then meets the man-eater. Who will then shred them up into little pieces and eat them and piss them out! Yeah I said piss them out cause she going to liquidate 'em! Not knowing that the guy she just finished could have been the one! Let's not says she ate him so fast maybe she turned into one that likes to play with her food like a kitten (pun intended). She let's him take her by the hand but everything he does is "wrong" why!? Because of what the last man did. She doesn't even want to see a hint of what happened before. So really she never lets her guard down to let him melt the ice that is around her heart! She has become another form of black widow she sucks all what she needs from him and then disposes of his remains after. The prey has become the predator. The predator has become the victim. This is where the nice-guys always get hurt. They run into a man-eater and are never the same after. But instead of being "off" women they just stop being the nice-guy and become what every other man is, a dog.

Now fellas I am not against us and I am surely not against the ladies but come on you know and I know we can have some dog like tendencies. From watching TV to going out with you girl and looking at the waitress' booty. We see this as innocent but in the eyes of a women some might say its dog like. You only supposed to have eyes for her. I say aint no harm in looking. I am a dog. After a break up with your "woman boo" men tend to be down and the way to come up is with another "woman boo" and this has to be done as quickly as possible. Actually she has to come so fast its almost to the point of desperation. When you do get her you have to make sure that the ex "woman boo" sees you out with her and you have to make it look like you are having the time of you life. See women when they have a break up they will go out with their girls. Men we want to go out with the next girl. Hopefully that girl is that girl she HATES. You know the one, yeah the chick who looks like a slut (in her eyes). We will do things that we never did with the "woman boo" before with the new "woman boo" in hopes to make her feel like "Why he aint do that with me?". I.e. You know good and well you dont like to go to the club and dance but she in there with her homies and you in there with the new "woman boo" and dancing your tail off. Secretly (if it was a lame break up) we want to get back together but, the ex "woman boo" playing hard ball so we shall too. Or maybe we dont want to get back with her and its just watching you squirm. Men dont get "off" women we get even.

Now the end result is that we are the same. Men do things to women as pay back for what the last one did to him. Like making it hard to like him but you like him but he treats you like garbage. Women just get "off" men because of what the last one did to her. We both wrong. In my eyes you broke up ok move on clean slate lets not carry what happened in the last relationship over to an new one. if you do its just sequel to the last movie with only one of the main character like the Friday movies. (We missed you Chris Tucker)


Oh yeah before I go this is ALL MY OPINION I feel they are FACTS from what I have experienced so just because you are an individual who doesnt do these things dont mean they dont have A LOT. thanks for reading come back I think I am going to do one on WOMEN AND THEIR EMOTIONS IN THE VAG!