If I Ruled the World

Fellas You ever sitting in your favorite spot and this fly chick gives you the eye while all these other guys are around? So instead trying to push and shove you way thru the hounds you wait to make your attack while she is alone. By the time you already pounded out 3 or 4 drinks to get that liquid courage to walk over and talk to her. You open your mouth to "kick game" and she smiles. Now you are noticing that she is really listening to you at all you check your breath armpits and say the ABC's in your head to make sure you not drunk. Come to find out she was look at you at all. You just happen to be sitting in a spot where the bartender (small-shirt-big-arm-bald-head-dummy) was working. So now you have waisted good words on some one who wanted nothing to do with you!
If I ruled the world women would approach men! I mean its not like they don't I just aint ran into this type yet!
Ladies You see that sharply dressed man walking to his car everyday, he leavea es and returns all the time! Sometimes you speak on occasion. you know, "Good Morning" "Good Afternoon" sometime you even take you trash out when he does and you put on your sexy nighty so he see you had the A/C on high when you come out! Mild flirting every now and then. Sometimes you have you slight conversations whts going on in your life kinda talk. Then one day you notice a car in the drive way! Its nothing to you cause he is not your man so why worry. Then that car is over a lot more but the flirting continues so you figures its just a friend of his. you dont want to ask any questions beacause then you wouldnt want to come off as stalking or noesy. One day the driver of the car comes out and get a glimps as you get into your car to pull off. He is right behind her your backing out as her door opens and he leans inside for a kiss. OH NO! thats his boo! come to find out they have been dating for a while and she just started coming over.
If I ruled the world Men and Women would wear a sign saying if they we single/dating/married!
So you have been dating for about 1 year and a couple months! Nothing serious but you know that you are feeling each other. So you go to the mall cop some matching outfits. (not exactly I hope, but the same color) You set a date. Now your palms are all sweaty your legs are shaking. Your about to make a major leap in there relationship. To TAKE PICTURES as a couple! AAAAWWWWW (wait I almost threw up in my mouth) you guys are going to look so cute in those uncomfortable poses. Well of course we are in the digital era so you ask if you are getting a digital copy so you can post them on the internet for freinds and family to see you guys "Love" for each other. Well as soon as the pictures are available for upload they are up and they are your display image on all you favorite social network sites! Now the WHOLE world can see who you boo is! YAY! now after you have worn those outfits till the colors look washed out and you can wear them as "at home" clothes you can feel the relationship fading just like the colors in those clothes. But you being you you have faith in this relationship and just going thru a bumpy time. Well one day out of the blue your "taken a break" that turns into a complete break up! What are you supposed to do with these albums and the display turns to just YOU? If you had some time (really you did you just aint know) you would have posted some status telling eveybody that yall was having a hard time but with out telling. LIke " UGHHH I can't stand (fill in the blank)" or "This plane looks like its going down" something right that way you could save face and not put up "I'm so OFF LOVE" "I am INDEPENDENT" or whatever!
So If I ruled the world break up require a two weeks notice since the 1st date is like an interview and you get "hired" you have to give a two week notice when you bout to leave that person.
Heres a TIP: Dont post pics of you other Half they are like tattos even after you remove them its still there!