OK I hear this a lot: "let's just be friends" Sorry lady there is no such thing. Being friends wit the opposite sex is damn near impossible the reason I say "damn near" is cause you have to add in the homosexuals. Having a strictly platonic friendship is like a dream to every woman in the world. It's like turning a bad boy good. Ok so what if you and your home boy been down since under roos but that don't mean he don't want you! In all truth there is no way! If a guy walks up to randomly and seems friendly it's to get in your pants eventually. He is trying to get to know you true, but he is trying to get to know your clothes on the floor too. You can be anywhere and it could be during any event no man is going to be your friend for long!
Today I was talking to a chick and she says we should go to the movies. I say no you have man it's a waist of time. She is shocked by this answer! Hello you forgot who you are talking to? Hold on, hi my name is Jody! I don't do girl/friends! That makes zero sense! I ain't walk up to you because you LOOKED like you have a great personality! No I walked up to you cause I wanted to get inside you. Ok that's a little brut-ish but it's the truth. 99.9% of the time I walk up to a chick it's not to be her friend. The same goes for every man. He can lie to you and himself and say yeah I just want to be your friend but that's not how it goes down.Now when your dating a guy and he says the chick is his friend yeah it's possible but anyone new that's not the truth same thing applies she looked good and he wants to see what she looks like with no clothes on.
So in the end we cant be friends it just doesn't go that way. The funny part is that after I asked this question it ONLY WOMEN who thought that you can be friends!
Sunday, November 1, 2009
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Do My Ladies Run This...
I was on YouTube.com one day and ran across this ABW (Angry Black Woman). She had a 10 min rant about the "Power of the Penis". If she wasn't so upset she would realize that it is the vagina that runs this. OK I know I am a man I loves the vagina and all that is attached to it, but I know the truth. Women don’t understand that men do things for women and not anything else. You listen to music, look at the TV, and even read a magazine.
It’s funny to me how this one woman actually was saying things that I have heard from other women. I mean, I can come off a tad angry but in truth I’m not, I just speak from what I see and know is true. I know when I listen to music it’s the same thing: “Money cars/clothes and hoes” (Ok yeah don’t get uptight). Cars/clothes represent the material things you have. Money and car/clothes get women you cant have women and car/clothes or women and money. Any way you don’t hear that many songs nowadays that put men on a pedestal, but you do about women. There are tons I am going to name a few: INDEPENTENT WOMEN, 5 Star Chick, and anything Beyonce. So as you can see music to me is even majority targeted to women.
Do you know what TV shows are popular now? The shows that a made for women from what I hear. They are a lot of shows just for women and even a WHOLE channel (Lifetime or WE). Not only shows and channels are, but the commercials for women. I remember when the only person in the car commercial was a man, or you look at a beer commercial and it was the same way. I am not upset because I like to look at women. About 70% of the buying powers are women so women run the economy and the TV too.
Now speaking of buying power you have to think how are they getting money. Obviously it’s not from a man. They are climbing up the corporate ladder because men are lacking tin the education department. I am in college and I see that in the majority of my classes the women out weigh the men (not just in size). In one of my classes there are 22 students out of that that 2 of us are men. That is 10 to 1. The class that just graduated was something like 345 (small numbers I know you should see the school) and out of that 29 men. 5 of those men were in the Honor Society. That means 316 women with degrees are out in the working world taking jobs like candy from the babies (men) they get the high paying jobs.
So how I have come to this: the Educated majority, WOMEN the higher class, WOMEN the majority of the media, WOMEN. Since women have the education which is getting them the good jobs which gives them the buying power and advertisers know this which makes TV for women.
Like I said before DO MY LADIES RUN THIS MUTHA….
It’s funny to me how this one woman actually was saying things that I have heard from other women. I mean, I can come off a tad angry but in truth I’m not, I just speak from what I see and know is true. I know when I listen to music it’s the same thing: “Money cars/clothes and hoes” (Ok yeah don’t get uptight). Cars/clothes represent the material things you have. Money and car/clothes get women you cant have women and car/clothes or women and money. Any way you don’t hear that many songs nowadays that put men on a pedestal, but you do about women. There are tons I am going to name a few: INDEPENTENT WOMEN, 5 Star Chick, and anything Beyonce. So as you can see music to me is even majority targeted to women.
Do you know what TV shows are popular now? The shows that a made for women from what I hear. They are a lot of shows just for women and even a WHOLE channel (Lifetime or WE). Not only shows and channels are, but the commercials for women. I remember when the only person in the car commercial was a man, or you look at a beer commercial and it was the same way. I am not upset because I like to look at women. About 70% of the buying powers are women so women run the economy and the TV too.
Now speaking of buying power you have to think how are they getting money. Obviously it’s not from a man. They are climbing up the corporate ladder because men are lacking tin the education department. I am in college and I see that in the majority of my classes the women out weigh the men (not just in size). In one of my classes there are 22 students out of that that 2 of us are men. That is 10 to 1. The class that just graduated was something like 345 (small numbers I know you should see the school) and out of that 29 men. 5 of those men were in the Honor Society. That means 316 women with degrees are out in the working world taking jobs like candy from the babies (men) they get the high paying jobs.
So how I have come to this: the Educated majority, WOMEN the higher class, WOMEN the majority of the media, WOMEN. Since women have the education which is getting them the good jobs which gives them the buying power and advertisers know this which makes TV for women.
Like I said before DO MY LADIES RUN THIS MUTHA….
Thursday, October 1, 2009
To Cheat or Not to Cheat
I have been talking to my EX lately, of course things of the past always find their way to the light. For me, its unfaithfulness not from me but from my "women-boo" so its always at the mark of my head what would make a person want/need to cheat. is there something wrong going on in the relationship, is there something that cant be fix or for me can you not wait for the return. Don't get it twisted i know that everyone cheats if they haven't they will or already have cheated. so it came to no surprise that I get a I hear on the phone "Jody I'm pregnant" Honestly that's not the first time I heard those words and the weren't ever for me. This is why I wasn't excited or surprised because I have been away from home for at least 4 months and she was 2 months pregnant. the obvious question from me is "who's is it?" Well the answer wasn't what I was expecting my "best friend". Not only did she cheat but she did it with my best friend "2 POW".
The reason for this is because I was gone too long and she had an itch that needed to be scratched. I totally get it because I wasn't there, she need the next thing to me. If my cousin was there she would've done it with him. The worst part I aint get mad I actually was OK. If most folks know how i am then they would understand too. I am not that sexual or don't do affection! Really I am the best boyfriend personality wise, but not physically.
Its not just women who cheat men do it too. This is just me and this is all I that I have. THE END
The reason for this is because I was gone too long and she had an itch that needed to be scratched. I totally get it because I wasn't there, she need the next thing to me. If my cousin was there she would've done it with him. The worst part I aint get mad I actually was OK. If most folks know how i am then they would understand too. I am not that sexual or don't do affection! Really I am the best boyfriend personality wise, but not physically.
Its not just women who cheat men do it too. This is just me and this is all I that I have. THE END
Friday, September 25, 2009
Compromise VS. Change
A friend of mine told me that she makes compromises for her "Man-boo". I asked "What do you consider compromise?" She told me that he doesn't like to go to "jams". Then she told me that she stopped going to "jams'' all together. I asked her if her "Man-Boo" asked her to so. She said "No I did that voluntarily". So then of course I asked were you happy with the choice you made? Did you slow down then stop or just straight up stopped? She says "At first it was rough, but I did it to save the relationship. And no, I just stopped going to ''Jams"!
See this is where this makes no sense to me in order to compromise both sides MUST come to an agreement. If I was in a relationship and someone did not like what I did then, OH WELL! Even though for a relationship to build you must compromise, I get that. So let me make an example of her. Her "Man-boo" doesn't like "jams" so what to do? Well ''Man-boo" you don't like them but "woman-boo" does here is a compromise:
How about one 'jam' a week. That is only 52 a year out of the 365 days of the year, and majority of the time not at the "jam" is spent with the "man-boo" or each other however you see fit. That to me should make everyone happy (no such thing). She gets to go to the "jam" and he gets his quality time (what a chump).
What she did in the beginning was a CHANGE. Her change was not going to "Jams" anymore. I mean she just came to a halt. From the outside looking in that looks like she alone made that discussion which happens a lot. Women make choices by themselves to "save" the relationship but as soon as things go wrong its "I did this and that for you and you do this and that TO me." But according to her, he never asked for her to stop she chose to and she was upset but he was happy so she was "happy" too. If she would have spoke to him about the situation it wouldn't get that far. Everyone changes but compromise takes time, patients, and understanding.
See this is where this makes no sense to me in order to compromise both sides MUST come to an agreement. If I was in a relationship and someone did not like what I did then, OH WELL! Even though for a relationship to build you must compromise, I get that. So let me make an example of her. Her "Man-boo" doesn't like "jams" so what to do? Well ''Man-boo" you don't like them but "woman-boo" does here is a compromise:
How about one 'jam' a week. That is only 52 a year out of the 365 days of the year, and majority of the time not at the "jam" is spent with the "man-boo" or each other however you see fit. That to me should make everyone happy (no such thing). She gets to go to the "jam" and he gets his quality time (what a chump).
What she did in the beginning was a CHANGE. Her change was not going to "Jams" anymore. I mean she just came to a halt. From the outside looking in that looks like she alone made that discussion which happens a lot. Women make choices by themselves to "save" the relationship but as soon as things go wrong its "I did this and that for you and you do this and that TO me." But according to her, he never asked for her to stop she chose to and she was upset but he was happy so she was "happy" too. If she would have spoke to him about the situation it wouldn't get that far. Everyone changes but compromise takes time, patients, and understanding.
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
How to Survive Phase I (Show and Prove)
So you just started talking to this guy and you realized that there is something you don't like. What do you do?
Well first off he had to have done something that you liked for you to start talking (that's a plus). But you know you want to get down with him so instead of speaking on it you become frustrated and annoyed. Now that's all fine and dandy but its only ONE THING! Why are you bugging?
Here are somethings that might work:
Well first off he had to have done something that you liked for you to start talking (that's a plus). But you know you want to get down with him so instead of speaking on it you become frustrated and annoyed. Now that's all fine and dandy but its only ONE THING! Why are you bugging?
Here are somethings that might work:
- You start off by saying things you like and dislike. For example: You are have a conversation and he says (they always do)"What do you like to do?". Now pay attention there are ways to say your dislikes and make them sound as if there were likes (I think y'all do this already). I like to stay at home and watch movies, I am a real homebody most of the time. That is an example of saying a dislike but as a like its a form of reverse psychology. Secretly you are saying I dont like to go out and party that much.
- Dont play slow ball in the beginning. Remember ladies this is PHASE I (Show and Prove) of the relationship. On both sides you cant come to weak you will dead it (relationship). Come to strong you'll seem desperate and he'll go running. But never I repeat NEVER let him set the pase. If it was up to him he would stay single doing him as long as posible (oh and dont think that not giving up the skins is going to make him want to see what all the excitement is about. NOPE he will get bored of the convos and the teasing eventually he will stop trying and leave).
- If you do decide to stop at PHASE I DO NOT LOOK BACK I say again. DO NOT LOOK BACK! If you do you will lose all home court advantage. Not even if he comes back wait until he does things your way or no way at all. If he doesnt meet you demands then its on to the next one.
- And the most important one KEEP YOUR COOL. DO NOT GET JEALOUS! If he still talks to other women its ok its his way (mens ways) of security. If you drop him he has back up but play him like dominoes, you give him cards he can play on so YOU can shut his game down.
Too Much Love in the Panties
"If I am not 'feeling' him emotionally I cant sleep with him". This is a statement that I here a lot from women. I think its funny. So what you telling me is your vagina has feelings too? I mean a guy can go out and sleep with the next chick and not feel two ways about her after. ( I promote SAFE SEX WRAP IT UP HOMIE). On the other hand a man and a woman CAN have a one nighter. The women in those cases I guess they just know what they want outta life and whats done is done. I really can't tell you what is going thru there mind I can just tell you what I have observed. Like if a man and woman just have a sexual relationship it always have to go to the next step. After a while the question "Where are we going with this?" always comes up. Both sides do this, so fella don't think its just women yeah you know exactly what I am talking bout. I know some chicks that just wanna cut no emotions just CUT. Even with that said a lot of the time I see and hear things like "What if the sex is good but I am not feeling him emotionally?" Uhhh honey keep getting yours until you find that emotional connections somewhere else drop the other one and sex the emotions, but for now get yours. OK maybe that sounds wrong! Nah it doesn't! I don't know how many times I have been on the phone with some chick who I am not getting it in with, and she is tell me something bout she in the mood. Me being the kinda guy I am is like just come over I will give you what you looking for but don't get it twisted we aint going to start being a thing. "Uhhh I cant do that. I don't have that kinda of feeling for you?" Feeling last I checked you got plenty of 'feeling'' in you pants and I can be the one to put in work. Not good but I do what your looking for. Anyway that makes no sense if you have someone that your physically attracted to that just happens to not be your type. So why not? Is there something in you vagina the controls you emotions? Just take the emotions out and do you, but that's gotta be easier said then done.
LOVE Vs. Money
Ive heard "love dont cost a thing" If thats true it must cost to love. and if it cost to love who has to pay and what do you pay with?
To me Love is an illusion only to be seen by it's believers like Santa and the Easter bunny. It's shy so it's hard to grab like a unicorn. It's slick so it hard to catch like leprechaun. And it's hard to find like the end of a rainbow. To me love is a fairy tale and only y'all see the non destructive side of it.
I know a lot of people feel that in order to love money has nothing to do with it. I feel that is a bunch of crap. I mean dont get me wrong but people with money can fall in love with people with no money. Rare but it happens but I am talking numbers (Men and women lie numbers don't). Majority of the people that I have seen together that were "in love" were from the same tax bracket. On the real as I am typing this I cant honestly think of someone who got married or fell in love with money. Now dont twist up my word cause I know that exactly what bout to happen. I am saying fell in love with a person who just so happens to have money.
The reason I am saying this is because people in certain classes dont hang in the same parts. A person with money wont be in the hood. (I mean a smart one at least) So the one that he/she is looking for could be in the hood and he/she would never know. On top of that its rare to have the same intrest. Example A rich person might like golf a regular person might not even know the rules of golf and think its boring. Now I am just speaking from ONE MANS POV so dont get hype. I am not saying that it cant happen I am saying MIGHT.
To me Love is an illusion only to be seen by it's believers like Santa and the Easter bunny. It's shy so it's hard to grab like a unicorn. It's slick so it hard to catch like leprechaun. And it's hard to find like the end of a rainbow. To me love is a fairy tale and only y'all see the non destructive side of it.
I know a lot of people feel that in order to love money has nothing to do with it. I feel that is a bunch of crap. I mean dont get me wrong but people with money can fall in love with people with no money. Rare but it happens but I am talking numbers (Men and women lie numbers don't). Majority of the people that I have seen together that were "in love" were from the same tax bracket. On the real as I am typing this I cant honestly think of someone who got married or fell in love with money. Now dont twist up my word cause I know that exactly what bout to happen. I am saying fell in love with a person who just so happens to have money.
The reason I am saying this is because people in certain classes dont hang in the same parts. A person with money wont be in the hood. (I mean a smart one at least) So the one that he/she is looking for could be in the hood and he/she would never know. On top of that its rare to have the same intrest. Example A rich person might like golf a regular person might not even know the rules of golf and think its boring. Now I am just speaking from ONE MANS POV so dont get hype. I am not saying that it cant happen I am saying MIGHT.
Sunday, September 20, 2009
BEWARE THE MAN-EATER
"Honey I'm home!" The "man boo" proclaims as he walks in stumbling from a night out with the homies.
"Where you been at!?" She immediately says.
"What you mean I told you I was going out! Ain't like I did anything. I even made it home safe!" he replies in hopes that the "got home safe part" will save him from the vicious tongue lashing he knows is coming.
She says "What that smell!?"
"Uhhh cologne!" he says.
"Boi that's Patron" she says and a fight breaks out and she storms out of the crib they were trying to make a home. After the back and forth they finally decide to just break it off. There were too many secrets that came to light she cheated he cheated the both in the wrong. But this is where the men separate from the women.
Immediately after this horrible break up she is "off" men! Here comes the Beyonce theme songs a bunch of lifetime and Tyler Perry movies! Now she feels she independent and all men are dogs because of one man! Any man trying to approach her then meets the man-eater. Who will then shred them up into little pieces and eat them and piss them out! Yeah I said piss them out cause she going to liquidate 'em! Not knowing that the guy she just finished could have been the one! Let's not says she ate him so fast maybe she turned into one that likes to play with her food like a kitten (pun intended). She let's him take her by the hand but everything he does is "wrong" why!? Because of what the last man did. She doesn't even want to see a hint of what happened before. So really she never lets her guard down to let him melt the ice that is around her heart! She has become another form of black widow she sucks all what she needs from him and then disposes of his remains after. The prey has become the predator. The predator has become the victim. This is where the nice-guys always get hurt. They run into a man-eater and are never the same after. But instead of being "off" women they just stop being the nice-guy and become what every other man is, a dog.
Now fellas I am not against us and I am surely not against the ladies but come on you know and I know we can have some dog like tendencies. From watching TV to going out with you girl and looking at the waitress' booty. We see this as innocent but in the eyes of a women some might say its dog like. You only supposed to have eyes for her. I say aint no harm in looking. I am a dog. After a break up with your "woman boo" men tend to be down and the way to come up is with another "woman boo" and this has to be done as quickly as possible. Actually she has to come so fast its almost to the point of desperation. When you do get her you have to make sure that the ex "woman boo" sees you out with her and you have to make it look like you are having the time of you life. See women when they have a break up they will go out with their girls. Men we want to go out with the next girl. Hopefully that girl is that girl she HATES. You know the one, yeah the chick who looks like a slut (in her eyes). We will do things that we never did with the "woman boo" before with the new "woman boo" in hopes to make her feel like "Why he aint do that with me?". I.e. You know good and well you dont like to go to the club and dance but she in there with her homies and you in there with the new "woman boo" and dancing your tail off. Secretly (if it was a lame break up) we want to get back together but, the ex "woman boo" playing hard ball so we shall too. Or maybe we dont want to get back with her and its just watching you squirm. Men dont get "off" women we get even.
Now the end result is that we are the same. Men do things to women as pay back for what the last one did to him. Like making it hard to like him but you like him but he treats you like garbage. Women just get "off" men because of what the last one did to her. We both wrong. In my eyes you broke up ok move on clean slate lets not carry what happened in the last relationship over to an new one. if you do its just sequel to the last movie with only one of the main character like the Friday movies. (We missed you Chris Tucker)
Oh yeah before I go this is ALL MY OPINION I feel they are FACTS from what I have experienced so just because you are an individual who doesnt do these things dont mean they dont have A LOT. thanks for reading come back I think I am going to do one on WOMEN AND THEIR EMOTIONS IN THE VAG!
"Where you been at!?" She immediately says.
"What you mean I told you I was going out! Ain't like I did anything. I even made it home safe!" he replies in hopes that the "got home safe part" will save him from the vicious tongue lashing he knows is coming.
She says "What that smell!?"
"Uhhh cologne!" he says.
"Boi that's Patron" she says and a fight breaks out and she storms out of the crib they were trying to make a home. After the back and forth they finally decide to just break it off. There were too many secrets that came to light she cheated he cheated the both in the wrong. But this is where the men separate from the women.
Immediately after this horrible break up she is "off" men! Here comes the Beyonce theme songs a bunch of lifetime and Tyler Perry movies! Now she feels she independent and all men are dogs because of one man! Any man trying to approach her then meets the man-eater. Who will then shred them up into little pieces and eat them and piss them out! Yeah I said piss them out cause she going to liquidate 'em! Not knowing that the guy she just finished could have been the one! Let's not says she ate him so fast maybe she turned into one that likes to play with her food like a kitten (pun intended). She let's him take her by the hand but everything he does is "wrong" why!? Because of what the last man did. She doesn't even want to see a hint of what happened before. So really she never lets her guard down to let him melt the ice that is around her heart! She has become another form of black widow she sucks all what she needs from him and then disposes of his remains after. The prey has become the predator. The predator has become the victim. This is where the nice-guys always get hurt. They run into a man-eater and are never the same after. But instead of being "off" women they just stop being the nice-guy and become what every other man is, a dog.
Now fellas I am not against us and I am surely not against the ladies but come on you know and I know we can have some dog like tendencies. From watching TV to going out with you girl and looking at the waitress' booty. We see this as innocent but in the eyes of a women some might say its dog like. You only supposed to have eyes for her. I say aint no harm in looking. I am a dog. After a break up with your "woman boo" men tend to be down and the way to come up is with another "woman boo" and this has to be done as quickly as possible. Actually she has to come so fast its almost to the point of desperation. When you do get her you have to make sure that the ex "woman boo" sees you out with her and you have to make it look like you are having the time of you life. See women when they have a break up they will go out with their girls. Men we want to go out with the next girl. Hopefully that girl is that girl she HATES. You know the one, yeah the chick who looks like a slut (in her eyes). We will do things that we never did with the "woman boo" before with the new "woman boo" in hopes to make her feel like "Why he aint do that with me?". I.e. You know good and well you dont like to go to the club and dance but she in there with her homies and you in there with the new "woman boo" and dancing your tail off. Secretly (if it was a lame break up) we want to get back together but, the ex "woman boo" playing hard ball so we shall too. Or maybe we dont want to get back with her and its just watching you squirm. Men dont get "off" women we get even.
Now the end result is that we are the same. Men do things to women as pay back for what the last one did to him. Like making it hard to like him but you like him but he treats you like garbage. Women just get "off" men because of what the last one did to her. We both wrong. In my eyes you broke up ok move on clean slate lets not carry what happened in the last relationship over to an new one. if you do its just sequel to the last movie with only one of the main character like the Friday movies. (We missed you Chris Tucker)
Oh yeah before I go this is ALL MY OPINION I feel they are FACTS from what I have experienced so just because you are an individual who doesnt do these things dont mean they dont have A LOT. thanks for reading come back I think I am going to do one on WOMEN AND THEIR EMOTIONS IN THE VAG!
Saturday, September 19, 2009
INDEPENDENT VS. GO GETTERS
Honestly I feel that if you are independent you need to be alone for the rest of your life. Whoa! now that's how you start an argument. I said that once in room full of women I think they almost tried to drop the building down on top of my head. There are many reasons why I say this. I mean its mostly because I am anti man-eater (e.g. Beyonce and Tyler Perry thats another blog). To define the word independent- free from external control and constraint. that says it all you independent do it ALL by YOURSELF. Being independent is completely IMPOSSIBLE. No matter how you bend the defintion its still the in black and white. External control (outside help) constraint (something that holds you back) or (lack of freedom). All these women scream they indepedent need one hard slap in they face (Neyo and Jamie Foxx aint helping either). If you going to be independent then dont complain why you are 'intimdating" to men. Its not that you "intimdating" it that you are a turn off. Everyone wants to be needed and if as soon as I walk up to you say you dont need me then oh well good night. ON to the Next One.
Now a go getter is what I want. Go getter does everything an independent chick does and more why? Because she ACCEPTS help HUMPH she will even ask for it. I mean, you know what you want then Go Get it! If you need a boost then take it. Go getters keep relationships going they are like Jordan on the '96 Bulls she makes the whole team look good. I mean she is the star player but you wont feel bad when she say we did this when you and her know that it was her MOSTLY.
so for me INDEPENDENT 0 Go Getters 1
Now a go getter is what I want. Go getter does everything an independent chick does and more why? Because she ACCEPTS help HUMPH she will even ask for it. I mean, you know what you want then Go Get it! If you need a boost then take it. Go getters keep relationships going they are like Jordan on the '96 Bulls she makes the whole team look good. I mean she is the star player but you wont feel bad when she say we did this when you and her know that it was her MOSTLY.
so for me INDEPENDENT 0 Go Getters 1
If I Ruled the World
Fellas You ever sitting in your favorite spot and this fly chick gives you the eye while all these other guys are around? So instead trying to push and shove you way thru the hounds you wait to make your attack while she is alone. By the time you already pounded out 3 or 4 drinks to get that liquid courage to walk over and talk to her. You open your mouth to "kick game" and she smiles. Now you are noticing that she is really listening to you at all you check your breath armpits and say the ABC's in your head to make sure you not drunk. Come to find out she was look at you at all. You just happen to be sitting in a spot where the bartender (small-shirt-big-arm-bald-head-dummy) was working. So now you have waisted good words on some one who wanted nothing to do with you!
If I ruled the world women would approach men! I mean its not like they don't I just aint ran into this type yet!
Ladies You see that sharply dressed man walking to his car everyday, he leavea es and returns all the time! Sometimes you speak on occasion. you know, "Good Morning" "Good Afternoon" sometime you even take you trash out when he does and you put on your sexy nighty so he see you had the A/C on high when you come out! Mild flirting every now and then. Sometimes you have you slight conversations whts going on in your life kinda talk. Then one day you notice a car in the drive way! Its nothing to you cause he is not your man so why worry. Then that car is over a lot more but the flirting continues so you figures its just a friend of his. you dont want to ask any questions beacause then you wouldnt want to come off as stalking or noesy. One day the driver of the car comes out and get a glimps as you get into your car to pull off. He is right behind her your backing out as her door opens and he leans inside for a kiss. OH NO! thats his boo! come to find out they have been dating for a while and she just started coming over.
If I ruled the world Men and Women would wear a sign saying if they we single/dating/married!
So you have been dating for about 1 year and a couple months! Nothing serious but you know that you are feeling each other. So you go to the mall cop some matching outfits. (not exactly I hope, but the same color) You set a date. Now your palms are all sweaty your legs are shaking. Your about to make a major leap in there relationship. To TAKE PICTURES as a couple! AAAAWWWWW (wait I almost threw up in my mouth) you guys are going to look so cute in those uncomfortable poses. Well of course we are in the digital era so you ask if you are getting a digital copy so you can post them on the internet for freinds and family to see you guys "Love" for each other. Well as soon as the pictures are available for upload they are up and they are your display image on all you favorite social network sites! Now the WHOLE world can see who you boo is! YAY! now after you have worn those outfits till the colors look washed out and you can wear them as "at home" clothes you can feel the relationship fading just like the colors in those clothes. But you being you you have faith in this relationship and just going thru a bumpy time. Well one day out of the blue your "taken a break" that turns into a complete break up! What are you supposed to do with these albums and the display turns to just YOU? If you had some time (really you did you just aint know) you would have posted some status telling eveybody that yall was having a hard time but with out telling. LIke " UGHHH I can't stand (fill in the blank)" or "This plane looks like its going down" something right that way you could save face and not put up "I'm so OFF LOVE" "I am INDEPENDENT" or whatever!
So If I ruled the world break up require a two weeks notice since the 1st date is like an interview and you get "hired" you have to give a two week notice when you bout to leave that person.
Heres a TIP: Dont post pics of you other Half they are like tattos even after you remove them its still there!
If I ruled the world women would approach men! I mean its not like they don't I just aint ran into this type yet!
Ladies You see that sharply dressed man walking to his car everyday, he leavea es and returns all the time! Sometimes you speak on occasion. you know, "Good Morning" "Good Afternoon" sometime you even take you trash out when he does and you put on your sexy nighty so he see you had the A/C on high when you come out! Mild flirting every now and then. Sometimes you have you slight conversations whts going on in your life kinda talk. Then one day you notice a car in the drive way! Its nothing to you cause he is not your man so why worry. Then that car is over a lot more but the flirting continues so you figures its just a friend of his. you dont want to ask any questions beacause then you wouldnt want to come off as stalking or noesy. One day the driver of the car comes out and get a glimps as you get into your car to pull off. He is right behind her your backing out as her door opens and he leans inside for a kiss. OH NO! thats his boo! come to find out they have been dating for a while and she just started coming over.
If I ruled the world Men and Women would wear a sign saying if they we single/dating/married!
So you have been dating for about 1 year and a couple months! Nothing serious but you know that you are feeling each other. So you go to the mall cop some matching outfits. (not exactly I hope, but the same color) You set a date. Now your palms are all sweaty your legs are shaking. Your about to make a major leap in there relationship. To TAKE PICTURES as a couple! AAAAWWWWW (wait I almost threw up in my mouth) you guys are going to look so cute in those uncomfortable poses. Well of course we are in the digital era so you ask if you are getting a digital copy so you can post them on the internet for freinds and family to see you guys "Love" for each other. Well as soon as the pictures are available for upload they are up and they are your display image on all you favorite social network sites! Now the WHOLE world can see who you boo is! YAY! now after you have worn those outfits till the colors look washed out and you can wear them as "at home" clothes you can feel the relationship fading just like the colors in those clothes. But you being you you have faith in this relationship and just going thru a bumpy time. Well one day out of the blue your "taken a break" that turns into a complete break up! What are you supposed to do with these albums and the display turns to just YOU? If you had some time (really you did you just aint know) you would have posted some status telling eveybody that yall was having a hard time but with out telling. LIke " UGHHH I can't stand (fill in the blank)" or "This plane looks like its going down" something right that way you could save face and not put up "I'm so OFF LOVE" "I am INDEPENDENT" or whatever!
So If I ruled the world break up require a two weeks notice since the 1st date is like an interview and you get "hired" you have to give a two week notice when you bout to leave that person.
Heres a TIP: Dont post pics of you other Half they are like tattos even after you remove them its still there!
Kanye Vs The Internet (and President Obama)
For the past couple of days this one issue has been eating at my computer screen like a monkey on a banana. Kanye West interrupting Taylor Swift during her acceptance speech of her first award. OK, yes what he did was a jerk move. I understand that. First off what is a VMA? Its not a Grammy or a Oscar. Who cares? You won't see (except in a MTV movie) "Winner of the Best Female Video" on a TV screen. My issues is what happen immediately after, from the instant he came on stage and took the mic there were F*ck Kanye's to Kanye is a A*hole but the one that takes the cake Kanye is a N*ger! yeah that last one takes up majority of what I have seen on the internet! how did this happen? From my point of view it was his passion that took over (same goes for Lil Mama's jumping on stage business) that had him saying everything that you wanted to say. I mean, dont act brand new! We know that Kanye dont care look at his record do we not remember Mike Myers face "George Bush hates black people"? or HOw bout something recent? Ego remix! Dj Glass Im the Ish Remix yeah! oh how quickly we forget!
Now the FACTS
Now Whats Makes No Sense
Even after that someone comes and take a TINY bit of pressure off of Mr.West. Enters President Jimmy Carter he say that Joe Wilson is a Racist and the flames on Kanyes butt are turned down from HIGH to Medium.
BUT for me who really saved the day was the Mighty Mos Def. He tells a crowd in the NY that he backs Kanye! He contiues to say that "He didn't kill that girl' "He didnt slap her, He just said exactly what you wanted to say!"
So out of this Taylor Swift has gotten her first award her time to shine again (thanks Beyonce). Kanye apologized personaly and with this Taylor Swift is now know even by me. Maybe Kanye should interupt a Rock City concert so they can get famous.
Now the FACTS
- numbers wise Taylor Swift did deserve that award (not agreeing) she is 8x Platinum and Beyonce is only 4x platinum so they would be more who bought her stuff. who would have voted
- MTV is not BET what are expecting they still play Brittney Spear videos and she is a base head.
Now Whats Makes No Sense
- Beyonce on Video of the Year but NOT Best Female! That doesn't make since if you have the BEST VIDEO OF THE YEAR then you should win ever SUB CATOGOREY to that.
Even after that someone comes and take a TINY bit of pressure off of Mr.West. Enters President Jimmy Carter he say that Joe Wilson is a Racist and the flames on Kanyes butt are turned down from HIGH to Medium.
BUT for me who really saved the day was the Mighty Mos Def. He tells a crowd in the NY that he backs Kanye! He contiues to say that "He didn't kill that girl' "He didnt slap her, He just said exactly what you wanted to say!"
So out of this Taylor Swift has gotten her first award her time to shine again (thanks Beyonce). Kanye apologized personaly and with this Taylor Swift is now know even by me. Maybe Kanye should interupt a Rock City concert so they can get famous.
Thursday, September 10, 2009
My HOT 16
Puts words together make them sound special
Put shovel to head make your thoughts level
Lower your bass and turn up the treble
What I came here is to tear up the show
Uh emm excuse me, let me clear my throat
Now watch closely while I kick my flow
Sit back
Relax
I bout to to start a riot
No! You in the front yeah you, be quiet
If i wanted one you wouldn't be my hype man
Cause when I kick flows I strikes like lightening
It's cool I talk about drinking women and the next word
If you wasn't worried bout me you still wouldn't be two places behind 3rd
Yo check, look this ain't what I came here for
But you got 5 stinking seconds to hit that door
Pick up 6 verses
Come with 7 letters
Cause if you want to eat you need bout 8 reverends
Cause I'm hotter than 9 suns
You going need 10 women
If you don't like them I'll give you 11, pimpin'
12 months outta there year I go hard
I got more than 13 ways to pull your card
Mess with me you be unlucky like 14
I ain't worried bout 15 dollars, I get more cash more cream
But the next time someone asks if I can spit 16
Tell that fool I can do this here in my sleep
Put shovel to head make your thoughts level
Lower your bass and turn up the treble
What I came here is to tear up the show
Uh emm excuse me, let me clear my throat
Now watch closely while I kick my flow
Sit back
Relax
I bout to to start a riot
No! You in the front yeah you, be quiet
If i wanted one you wouldn't be my hype man
Cause when I kick flows I strikes like lightening
It's cool I talk about drinking women and the next word
If you wasn't worried bout me you still wouldn't be two places behind 3rd
Yo check, look this ain't what I came here for
But you got 5 stinking seconds to hit that door
Pick up 6 verses
Come with 7 letters
Cause if you want to eat you need bout 8 reverends
Cause I'm hotter than 9 suns
You going need 10 women
If you don't like them I'll give you 11, pimpin'
12 months outta there year I go hard
I got more than 13 ways to pull your card
Mess with me you be unlucky like 14
I ain't worried bout 15 dollars, I get more cash more cream
But the next time someone asks if I can spit 16
Tell that fool I can do this here in my sleep
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
Open Wide
Say lil homie we pop them bottles
Come over here you look like a top model
Grey Goose and Hennesy you know we stay pouring up
Why you standing there with your face on stuck
Got a lil drank so you know I'm gonna cut
You can be my Halley Berry cause you got that look
Walk away from your man cause you bout to get took
I can heat it up but, Jody ain't a cook
It's been a long day tell what you drinking
Happy hour just started tell me what you thinking
I ma broke homie we don't pop champaign
But I can take you to the pad and I can do my thang
Long island ice teas got you feeingl tipsy
As soon as I walk away you already miss me
I don't do PDA so please don't kiss me
Carnberry and vodka you know that I am the man
Don't spit game but you know that I can
Once your song come on you dancing like Beyoncè
With all that moving I know you getting thirsty
So go on get loose like it's your birthday
I'll be your candle you can come blow me
After you finish I bet you'd wish for Jody G
Look like there's nothing left in ya cup
Come over here and go on fill it up
Come over here you look like a top model
Grey Goose and Hennesy you know we stay pouring up
Why you standing there with your face on stuck
Got a lil drank so you know I'm gonna cut
You can be my Halley Berry cause you got that look
Walk away from your man cause you bout to get took
I can heat it up but, Jody ain't a cook
It's been a long day tell what you drinking
Happy hour just started tell me what you thinking
I ma broke homie we don't pop champaign
But I can take you to the pad and I can do my thang
Long island ice teas got you feeingl tipsy
As soon as I walk away you already miss me
I don't do PDA so please don't kiss me
Carnberry and vodka you know that I am the man
Don't spit game but you know that I can
Once your song come on you dancing like Beyoncè
With all that moving I know you getting thirsty
So go on get loose like it's your birthday
I'll be your candle you can come blow me
After you finish I bet you'd wish for Jody G
Look like there's nothing left in ya cup
Come over here and go on fill it up
Sunday, August 30, 2009
Dark Skinned Women
Dark skinned women
Who just happens to be Kittian
I swear that I have been smitten
And that booty I want to be getting
But she won't let up
Me I just won't give up
So I just want to hit you up
Maybe get in them guts
And feel up on your butt
Nah I ain't talking stuff
Or what you call slick
But if you want I can be pretty like my name was Rick
Dark skinned lady
You just as nice as you wanna be
Standing right in front of me
While I have this drink I see
A lot of dark skinned ladies
Some like to be women
Money I ain't spending
But you can keep on wishing
And I can make your dream come true with words
If you'd just be my dark skinned woman
Who just happens to be Kittian
I swear that I have been smitten
And that booty I want to be getting
But she won't let up
Me I just won't give up
So I just want to hit you up
Maybe get in them guts
And feel up on your butt
Nah I ain't talking stuff
Or what you call slick
But if you want I can be pretty like my name was Rick
Dark skinned lady
You just as nice as you wanna be
Standing right in front of me
While I have this drink I see
A lot of dark skinned ladies
Some like to be women
Money I ain't spending
But you can keep on wishing
And I can make your dream come true with words
If you'd just be my dark skinned woman
Saturday, August 29, 2009
Motivation
Live for the moment life is too short
Everybody gets hurt
Everybody needs work
You can't dwell on the past it made you
Everything that happens is way to break thru
You can't be stuck on dreams
You have to make reality out of things you've seen
It's been a long road stay trucking
If somebody puts you down it's nothing
When you make it up your better
Cause ain't nobody ever going hold you back I put that on whatever
It's been a long day
Keep striving
You feels there is no way
Keep riding
You going make it in the end
I keep telling myself everytime the day begins
Everybody gets hurt
Everybody needs work
You can't dwell on the past it made you
Everything that happens is way to break thru
You can't be stuck on dreams
You have to make reality out of things you've seen
It's been a long road stay trucking
If somebody puts you down it's nothing
When you make it up your better
Cause ain't nobody ever going hold you back I put that on whatever
It's been a long day
Keep striving
You feels there is no way
Keep riding
You going make it in the end
I keep telling myself everytime the day begins
Wake Up Y'all
I told the world there was nobody like me
This blind chick said hmmm... I gotta see
I lost my mind in the back of a bus
I went to mom dukes crib she always picks it up
If there's something I could never be
That's a lame following to try to be like everybody
Wake up y'all
You ain't trying to see
I am a word doctor and the pad is my high tech pharmacy
Wake up y'all
Y'all been sleeping on ya boy
I'm try to bring the noise
You trying hard to avoid
Wake up y'all
I don't wanna be a rapper
But I'll do anything twice even if say I have ta
Wake up y'all
I was sleeping in my bed one morning
I got this text it said it's the day of mourning
My homie died in the war last night
Bombs going off over some unforeseen oil fight
I have nightmares of infidels pulling guns on me
That's why everyday I drink this tall glass of henessy
I go to school to strengthen my game
But in the end when all said and done I'd never be the same
Wake up y'all
I been grinding and doing my thang
Evey body on monopoly and I ain't even playing
I been trying to cross this road
I swear somebody going keep trying to slit my throat
Wake up y'all
People dieing everyday
But me I'm going make it in a hell of a way
Wake up y'all
I'm moving on towards the light
If you could see what I see when it becomes night
Wake up y'all
This blind chick said hmmm... I gotta see
I lost my mind in the back of a bus
I went to mom dukes crib she always picks it up
If there's something I could never be
That's a lame following to try to be like everybody
Wake up y'all
You ain't trying to see
I am a word doctor and the pad is my high tech pharmacy
Wake up y'all
Y'all been sleeping on ya boy
I'm try to bring the noise
You trying hard to avoid
Wake up y'all
I don't wanna be a rapper
But I'll do anything twice even if say I have ta
Wake up y'all
I was sleeping in my bed one morning
I got this text it said it's the day of mourning
My homie died in the war last night
Bombs going off over some unforeseen oil fight
I have nightmares of infidels pulling guns on me
That's why everyday I drink this tall glass of henessy
I go to school to strengthen my game
But in the end when all said and done I'd never be the same
Wake up y'all
I been grinding and doing my thang
Evey body on monopoly and I ain't even playing
I been trying to cross this road
I swear somebody going keep trying to slit my throat
Wake up y'all
People dieing everyday
But me I'm going make it in a hell of a way
Wake up y'all
I'm moving on towards the light
If you could see what I see when it becomes night
Wake up y'all
Sunday, August 23, 2009
It's Over
No reply back my heart just sank
Thinking I what you are asking me my head can't think
He doing you wrong and you want my advice
I can't just say you shouldve stayed with me
I have to let you see
So I will throw this girl in your face
Show you that she is taking your place
I'm happy late night night texting turns to one word replies
The truth becomes lies
You miss me?
Yeah
Where are you?
Out
What new in your life?
Her
You said that
True
I have to play hard
Cause you did me so wrong
My emotions won't work I'm a man
But how I was done by you you'll never understand
Not only did you make a lame excuse
You tried to make it a truce
In a war the was obviously obtuse
One sided all for you
Not matter remember all I do
No all I did
And then what he will
Nice car happy family
He has plenty
You'll be just fine
What I am is just mines
Think about Senim
Think about what we had
Think about why you left
Think about how I felt
Think about it
Thinking I what you are asking me my head can't think
He doing you wrong and you want my advice
I can't just say you shouldve stayed with me
I have to let you see
So I will throw this girl in your face
Show you that she is taking your place
I'm happy late night night texting turns to one word replies
The truth becomes lies
You miss me?
Yeah
Where are you?
Out
What new in your life?
Her
You said that
True
I have to play hard
Cause you did me so wrong
My emotions won't work I'm a man
But how I was done by you you'll never understand
Not only did you make a lame excuse
You tried to make it a truce
In a war the was obviously obtuse
One sided all for you
Not matter remember all I do
No all I did
And then what he will
Nice car happy family
He has plenty
You'll be just fine
What I am is just mines
Think about Senim
Think about what we had
Think about why you left
Think about how I felt
Think about it
New Shoes
I wake to an empty bed
Wishing you was hereI should have prayed then you might be near
There's something about your body that makes me want to touch
I can't say that I miss you so much
Things and timess are hard
The way I feel can't be can't be said in a hallmark card
My friends look at me like I never can get hurt
But if you read my mind you'll know that my heart is in a rut
Ruprtured spline scared livers will never show the pain of how I feel
What he does for you I might not ever deal
To think of you with another person makes me ill
In time I will be what you want me to be
But for now I'll be just another pair of shoes
Put me in you closet and push me to the back
As a new one comes in you'll know that what we had was an act
You left an 80 for a 20 knowing thatYour own insides will always react
New life new freinds new everything
All you need is a new ringI will just be a memory
The last text I got was can you be a freind to me
Wishing you was hereI should have prayed then you might be near
There's something about your body that makes me want to touch
I can't say that I miss you so much
Things and timess are hard
The way I feel can't be can't be said in a hallmark card
My friends look at me like I never can get hurt
But if you read my mind you'll know that my heart is in a rut
Ruprtured spline scared livers will never show the pain of how I feel
What he does for you I might not ever deal
To think of you with another person makes me ill
In time I will be what you want me to be
But for now I'll be just another pair of shoes
Put me in you closet and push me to the back
As a new one comes in you'll know that what we had was an act
You left an 80 for a 20 knowing thatYour own insides will always react
New life new freinds new everything
All you need is a new ringI will just be a memory
The last text I got was can you be a freind to me
Friday, August 21, 2009
Clown Business
Thinking bout sexing
All of my ex's
You know pull the covers give them what's best
And touch they body
Make 'em feel naughty
Like "why we ever leave the life of the party"
Here we go again
Jody talking bout girls again
But this time it's straight at the front door bout to show you in
It's ok relax put your feet up
Get comfortable I'm trying to do the grown up
It's not that bad stop acting brand new
You can leave those clothes on let's start with the shoes
After that we can head to the bed
Kiss ya from your neck then all between you legs
Owww did I say that out loud
Call me a lion cause I do it and I'm proud
There is something bout your body that's makes me wanna hold
And that same something makes me a little bold
Not saying that I wasn't before the start
But the way things ended I'm trying touch your heart
Get in to you head
And you into my bed
Have you eyes squeezing
Thinking you wet was dreaming
Like Jody ain't do this before I can't believe him
Don't worry lil lady I have been plotting on a comeback
Now that I got you it's about to be a class act
No red rose peddles
Or big lit candles
Just me you the night let's see what you can handle
Don't drop my cup
When you lift your legs up
I am trying to give you this you know what
Place my hand on your back relax come here sit down
Bet you never expected that when I said I was a clown
All of my ex's
You know pull the covers give them what's best
And touch they body
Make 'em feel naughty
Like "why we ever leave the life of the party"
Here we go again
Jody talking bout girls again
But this time it's straight at the front door bout to show you in
It's ok relax put your feet up
Get comfortable I'm trying to do the grown up
It's not that bad stop acting brand new
You can leave those clothes on let's start with the shoes
After that we can head to the bed
Kiss ya from your neck then all between you legs
Owww did I say that out loud
Call me a lion cause I do it and I'm proud
There is something bout your body that's makes me wanna hold
And that same something makes me a little bold
Not saying that I wasn't before the start
But the way things ended I'm trying touch your heart
Get in to you head
And you into my bed
Have you eyes squeezing
Thinking you wet was dreaming
Like Jody ain't do this before I can't believe him
Don't worry lil lady I have been plotting on a comeback
Now that I got you it's about to be a class act
No red rose peddles
Or big lit candles
Just me you the night let's see what you can handle
Don't drop my cup
When you lift your legs up
I am trying to give you this you know what
Place my hand on your back relax come here sit down
Bet you never expected that when I said I was a clown
Sunday, August 16, 2009
Good-Bye Dreams
Dreams don't die but I'm puting mine to rest
Puting down the stress
Leaving my dreams for reality where things I feel
Where you have a problem and you have to deal
I won't do it to myself my dreams I won't kill
If I let it go then I don't have be so ill
So I put in a box left a kiss for the seal
Put it in the ocean and if it's great it would grow gills
Swim to the surface then grow feet then turn them feet to wheels
Turn the wheel into wings and come find me
Where ever I place my feet
My dreams will know where I'll be
My dreams are unique
And they were built by me for me
If I owned anything this great nothing else would make me happy
In order for me to be focus I'll put my dreams on hold
It's almost too late and I'm growing old
Not in the sense if age
Old as in ways
My dreams are getting dusty they have seen better days
So as the box hit the ocean and floats across the waves
I wave at the my dreams until we meet don't be afraid
Puting down the stress
Leaving my dreams for reality where things I feel
Where you have a problem and you have to deal
I won't do it to myself my dreams I won't kill
If I let it go then I don't have be so ill
So I put in a box left a kiss for the seal
Put it in the ocean and if it's great it would grow gills
Swim to the surface then grow feet then turn them feet to wheels
Turn the wheel into wings and come find me
Where ever I place my feet
My dreams will know where I'll be
My dreams are unique
And they were built by me for me
If I owned anything this great nothing else would make me happy
In order for me to be focus I'll put my dreams on hold
It's almost too late and I'm growing old
Not in the sense if age
Old as in ways
My dreams are getting dusty they have seen better days
So as the box hit the ocean and floats across the waves
I wave at the my dreams until we meet don't be afraid
Good-Bye Love
Love doesn't die
But I did ditch love on the highway whilst I drive
Looked back in the rear view and reminised on the times
All this with out one good bye
Love hides lies
And suppresses feelings
Love will have you urked out and fiending
You were a drug dealer and I was investing in dealing
But love is a clown it belongs with the childrens
So I won't start to cry
Cause love don't die
Love won't lie
And love don't hide
It will pass you in the street
Keep you on your feet
Make you weak
Make you humble
Make you stumble
But love can make you numb too
This is a good bye to love
Telling you to keep in touch
But for right now I will watch you from the rear view
If your smart you'll return some day soon
You know where to find me I will be in the same spot I left you
But I did ditch love on the highway whilst I drive
Looked back in the rear view and reminised on the times
All this with out one good bye
Love hides lies
And suppresses feelings
Love will have you urked out and fiending
You were a drug dealer and I was investing in dealing
But love is a clown it belongs with the childrens
So I won't start to cry
Cause love don't die
Love won't lie
And love don't hide
It will pass you in the street
Keep you on your feet
Make you weak
Make you humble
Make you stumble
But love can make you numb too
This is a good bye to love
Telling you to keep in touch
But for right now I will watch you from the rear view
If your smart you'll return some day soon
You know where to find me I will be in the same spot I left you
Things
I went from a good thing to something to nothing
If I was smart I could have kept a goodthing for something to nothing
But we all know good things come for nothing
Therefore you feel that you have to give something
It's my fault but I won't apologize
The only things I could do is fantasize
And ask for forgiveness
For the things i did
And hope good things come to you from what I have said
I know that you mad
And I ain't do you wrong but if I could I'd erase the bad
Like the papers that's I write I'd replace with glad
This is how it had to end
If I kept fooling myself it would hurt more later then
So you go on have fun with you old thing
I'd sit here and talk my sports and drink
Promise me that you will always remember
Me everytime you hear or looking at SportsCenter
If I was smart I could have kept a goodthing for something to nothing
But we all know good things come for nothing
Therefore you feel that you have to give something
It's my fault but I won't apologize
The only things I could do is fantasize
And ask for forgiveness
For the things i did
And hope good things come to you from what I have said
I know that you mad
And I ain't do you wrong but if I could I'd erase the bad
Like the papers that's I write I'd replace with glad
This is how it had to end
If I kept fooling myself it would hurt more later then
So you go on have fun with you old thing
I'd sit here and talk my sports and drink
Promise me that you will always remember
Me everytime you hear or looking at SportsCenter
Mind's Ramble III
I ain't trying to rekindle no candle if they done blew it out
Since they done blew it out, I done flew away
And since I done flew away, it starts a new day
And since today is yesterdays tomorrow
I left yesterday with all my sorrow
And yes, that line about yesterday I did borrow
Since I borrow the line
Might as well make it mines (Senim)
But back to the message at hand
I am a man
As a man I have plans
With them plans I have goals
As a man who has plans for goals, I have a soul
And my soul to me feels old
At times I am way beyond my peers
I ain't talking in a foot race, I'm talking beyond in years
Cause I have met, conquered, and beat most of my fears
Things that's on my list of don'ts is tears
So forgive me for doing what I do best
That's me being me, and it's only exams I done did all the test
I haven't seen it all, but really what's left
I ain't saying that I'm done but sometimes you just need a rest
But like I know I done said
Every time I think about going to bed
Sleep is for the weak and I'll sleep when I am dead
Since they done blew it out, I done flew away
And since I done flew away, it starts a new day
And since today is yesterdays tomorrow
I left yesterday with all my sorrow
And yes, that line about yesterday I did borrow
Since I borrow the line
Might as well make it mines (Senim)
But back to the message at hand
I am a man
As a man I have plans
With them plans I have goals
As a man who has plans for goals, I have a soul
And my soul to me feels old
At times I am way beyond my peers
I ain't talking in a foot race, I'm talking beyond in years
Cause I have met, conquered, and beat most of my fears
Things that's on my list of don'ts is tears
So forgive me for doing what I do best
That's me being me, and it's only exams I done did all the test
I haven't seen it all, but really what's left
I ain't saying that I'm done but sometimes you just need a rest
But like I know I done said
Every time I think about going to bed
Sleep is for the weak and I'll sleep when I am dead
Put the Cape Down
I met her at the club and the dress was real tight
She had high heels on it looked like a long jump from those heights
So I went up to her like "hi"!
My name is Jody you mind if I pick your brain
She said that's kind of weird you not going to first ask me my name
I said well sure, since you offering I would enjoy to know what I might be screaming the next day
She laughed, reached her hand out and said I'm Shereese
I said it's nice to meet you so can you sit down for me please
She asked me why
I said you must be tired cause you've been running through my mind
Can't believe I just got away with that dumb line
Any way I start to running my game
Telling her everything I could bout myself without being a lame
She said she works and goes to school and expects a man that's doing the same
I try to tell her me too but it came out like a complaint
Well it's true class is whack and my job sucks
I do all kinds of dumb stuff for only seven bucks
Clear my throat I had to check myself
You want a drink to me I find that it kind of helps
I'll have what your having she said, I said great
Cause for me that means vodka straight
She was going shot for shot
Every time I look I'm like this chick sure drinks a lot
Before I head home and maybe not alone
Can you toss me your numbers so I can throw them in my phone
I got them all this time not fumbling one
Then I felt a something rumbling in my tummy tum tum
I took off at the speed of light
Straight to bathroom for the rest of the night
When I got out Shereese wasn't there
I was glad cause I was to embarrassed to care
Walk out the spot paid my tab and the cab fare
Had to get the smell of smoke out of my hair
Some when I got the pad somebody had beat me there
My roommate let somebody in and I wasn't prepared
She had a smile on her face that's made dimples on her cheeks
Some way or another it was that girl name Shereese
She said my room mate seen us talking and save the day
He asked her to come over and make sure that I'd be ok
On another occasion I would feel some kinda way
But this ain't one of them cause my room mate he gay
She had high heels on it looked like a long jump from those heights
So I went up to her like "hi"!
My name is Jody you mind if I pick your brain
She said that's kind of weird you not going to first ask me my name
I said well sure, since you offering I would enjoy to know what I might be screaming the next day
She laughed, reached her hand out and said I'm Shereese
I said it's nice to meet you so can you sit down for me please
She asked me why
I said you must be tired cause you've been running through my mind
Can't believe I just got away with that dumb line
Any way I start to running my game
Telling her everything I could bout myself without being a lame
She said she works and goes to school and expects a man that's doing the same
I try to tell her me too but it came out like a complaint
Well it's true class is whack and my job sucks
I do all kinds of dumb stuff for only seven bucks
Clear my throat I had to check myself
You want a drink to me I find that it kind of helps
I'll have what your having she said, I said great
Cause for me that means vodka straight
She was going shot for shot
Every time I look I'm like this chick sure drinks a lot
Before I head home and maybe not alone
Can you toss me your numbers so I can throw them in my phone
I got them all this time not fumbling one
Then I felt a something rumbling in my tummy tum tum
I took off at the speed of light
Straight to bathroom for the rest of the night
When I got out Shereese wasn't there
I was glad cause I was to embarrassed to care
Walk out the spot paid my tab and the cab fare
Had to get the smell of smoke out of my hair
Some when I got the pad somebody had beat me there
My roommate let somebody in and I wasn't prepared
She had a smile on her face that's made dimples on her cheeks
Some way or another it was that girl name Shereese
She said my room mate seen us talking and save the day
He asked her to come over and make sure that I'd be ok
On another occasion I would feel some kinda way
But this ain't one of them cause my room mate he gay
BE
I can't BE something I'm not
I can't BE something that's hot
I can BE who I am
I can BE everything I can
If there is something I can't handle
Best believe I got that fire and your the candle
While sitting here I marinate
On things that I want but have to wait
Thinking bout chicks that I used to date
Thinking like I'm in the movie Good Luck Chuck
After me they instantly become love struck
With the next guy
Calling and texting bout they happy lives
While laying here in my bed
Trying tell them some good things bout me, instead
I keep it real
Tell 'em how I feel
I am a mess still entertaining
But this is the life I chose so I ain't complaining
I might only point out the bad
But everyday I wake up I'm glad
If life was made just a little bit harder
I would say it would be me being somebody's father
I ain't knocking the daddies
I just ain't ready for families
Hell I don't even get down with current kinfolk
Me, have my own now there's a joke
Life can't get no better from what I'm seeing
I am really content with just BEing
I can't BE something that's hot
I can BE who I am
I can BE everything I can
If there is something I can't handle
Best believe I got that fire and your the candle
While sitting here I marinate
On things that I want but have to wait
Thinking bout chicks that I used to date
Thinking like I'm in the movie Good Luck Chuck
After me they instantly become love struck
With the next guy
Calling and texting bout they happy lives
While laying here in my bed
Trying tell them some good things bout me, instead
I keep it real
Tell 'em how I feel
I am a mess still entertaining
But this is the life I chose so I ain't complaining
I might only point out the bad
But everyday I wake up I'm glad
If life was made just a little bit harder
I would say it would be me being somebody's father
I ain't knocking the daddies
I just ain't ready for families
Hell I don't even get down with current kinfolk
Me, have my own now there's a joke
Life can't get no better from what I'm seeing
I am really content with just BEing
Trippin'
So we had sex made out had some more sex
After that I was tuckered out so I made out with her friends next
Would have done more but every 30 seconds I got new a text
If you know me every one of those are important for my hands
After I was done texting she's in my ear talking bout why you don't introduce me to your friends
You leave me all day when you go to school
Then you go out all night and come back drunk acting like it's cool
You ain't out their by yourself you always texting on that phone
I share you with my friends why do I feel like I'm on this team all alone
I looked at her with a straight face and this is what I said
We don't have many arguments and this is messing with my head
From now on I will work harder to brings my friends home my sweet, sweet...Bed
After that I was tuckered out so I made out with her friends next
Would have done more but every 30 seconds I got new a text
If you know me every one of those are important for my hands
After I was done texting she's in my ear talking bout why you don't introduce me to your friends
You leave me all day when you go to school
Then you go out all night and come back drunk acting like it's cool
You ain't out their by yourself you always texting on that phone
I share you with my friends why do I feel like I'm on this team all alone
I looked at her with a straight face and this is what I said
We don't have many arguments and this is messing with my head
From now on I will work harder to brings my friends home my sweet, sweet...Bed
Maybe
You look like this girl I used to chase
Forget chase you look like a girl that I want to date
We can sit up all night and we can cake
Talk about nothing, tell me about your bad day
Let's get together now because I can't wait
On the real I got like ten dollars we go half on a plate
And then after we done you can give me a ride back to my place
And then we can watch three bootleg movies straight
Then we can pillow fight until it gets really late
I gotta ring that looks just like a bed
I got protection for the head
And I always wear a glove
We can fight our way into love
If I can't beat you and you kinda tough
I will do things that you might see as kinda rough
There are no rules when I fight
If you don't know by now I bite
But just for you I'll play nice
Cause you look just maybe, a little close to someone I might like
Forget chase you look like a girl that I want to date
We can sit up all night and we can cake
Talk about nothing, tell me about your bad day
Let's get together now because I can't wait
On the real I got like ten dollars we go half on a plate
And then after we done you can give me a ride back to my place
And then we can watch three bootleg movies straight
Then we can pillow fight until it gets really late
I gotta ring that looks just like a bed
I got protection for the head
And I always wear a glove
We can fight our way into love
If I can't beat you and you kinda tough
I will do things that you might see as kinda rough
There are no rules when I fight
If you don't know by now I bite
But just for you I'll play nice
Cause you look just maybe, a little close to someone I might like
Replaced
My job was to always be a man speak my case
But today was the day I was being replaced
Making sure that she don't see the look on my face
When this man I know, is filling my space
My heart was racing and I was keeping the pace
It's like my shoes were untied I was tripping over the lace
She didn't know that I knew, but I was playing with faith
See I don't mind that you do it, or did what you did
I just don't want none of that, in front of my crib
See to me what's mines is mines and what's his is his
She look me dead in my face and this what she said
It's not you it's me, like I know she ain't playing with my head
Who uses that line like we on tv
Girl get back in that car before they have to call the VIPD
You thinking this is PS2 I ain't playing no games
Run away you and your no name lames
I'm on that PS4 MADDEN truck sticking love
Inside my head there was the pushing and the shoves
The waiting for the comeback
The apologizes and rebuilding of the love pact
I never like you anyway
I'd say as she drives away
Go to the fridge and find the bottle throw it back let my mind stray
Now that I'm cold as snow
It's back to what I know
Frost bitten
No love getting
Ice cold homie
You can call me Ice Cold Jody
But today was the day I was being replaced
Making sure that she don't see the look on my face
When this man I know, is filling my space
My heart was racing and I was keeping the pace
It's like my shoes were untied I was tripping over the lace
She didn't know that I knew, but I was playing with faith
See I don't mind that you do it, or did what you did
I just don't want none of that, in front of my crib
See to me what's mines is mines and what's his is his
She look me dead in my face and this what she said
It's not you it's me, like I know she ain't playing with my head
Who uses that line like we on tv
Girl get back in that car before they have to call the VIPD
You thinking this is PS2 I ain't playing no games
Run away you and your no name lames
I'm on that PS4 MADDEN truck sticking love
Inside my head there was the pushing and the shoves
The waiting for the comeback
The apologizes and rebuilding of the love pact
I never like you anyway
I'd say as she drives away
Go to the fridge and find the bottle throw it back let my mind stray
Now that I'm cold as snow
It's back to what I know
Frost bitten
No love getting
Ice cold homie
You can call me Ice Cold Jody
Type of Guy
She says I'm not her type
But her type is not that fly
To be this fly you must be this guy
That's Jody with a "y"
He can put better in your life
Compared to them he's a veteran
You wouldn't find no better than
Does everything he says he can
And never has to lie
So tell me what's your type
Does he have rugged good looks
Able to take you to places only seen in books
He doesn't say he can he says that he'll try
There are many things that I am not
At the bottom cause I'm at the top
Rich I ain't got no stock
A bird cause I don't flock
So what you telling me is to stop
Is he tall dark and handsome
Does he like to go dancing
Does he where his pants to here
Does he show off all his rear
I still don't know this type
Does he keep you warm at night
Does he always treat you right
Is he one who likes to fight
So tell me what's this type
Is he a school teacher
Choir boy or a preacher
A doctor or psychologist
A physician or street pharmacist
Does he like children
Does he express his feelings
Is he really all that nice
Then he must be your type
But her type is not that fly
To be this fly you must be this guy
That's Jody with a "y"
He can put better in your life
Compared to them he's a veteran
You wouldn't find no better than
Does everything he says he can
And never has to lie
So tell me what's your type
Does he have rugged good looks
Able to take you to places only seen in books
He doesn't say he can he says that he'll try
There are many things that I am not
At the bottom cause I'm at the top
Rich I ain't got no stock
A bird cause I don't flock
So what you telling me is to stop
Is he tall dark and handsome
Does he like to go dancing
Does he where his pants to here
Does he show off all his rear
I still don't know this type
Does he keep you warm at night
Does he always treat you right
Is he one who likes to fight
So tell me what's this type
Is he a school teacher
Choir boy or a preacher
A doctor or psychologist
A physician or street pharmacist
Does he like children
Does he express his feelings
Is he really all that nice
Then he must be your type
When I Think of Dating
I have a thing for long hair, locks, short stature, dark skinned ,tattooed women
If we have a conversation that turns into an argument we never know who's winning
I don't mind if they are not a sports fan
Just please don't say your are and be on a bandwagon
We would always be cool longs as she don't compare me to her ex man
Even if we ain't getting down or doing the grown up we still friends
She don't really have to cook cause I ain't into all that eating
Cause last time I check pizza hut do a deep dish pan
We go out and she always looks cute and she be drinking
No make up on cause she knows that faking
When she around me the phone is off number one rule no caking
Don't get it twisted this ain't no love in the making
When she speaks it's always gotta be in statements
No questions just knowing her ain't no replacing
No body knows what goes on between her and I like if we dating
These are rules if you thinking bout waiting
If we have a conversation that turns into an argument we never know who's winning
I don't mind if they are not a sports fan
Just please don't say your are and be on a bandwagon
We would always be cool longs as she don't compare me to her ex man
Even if we ain't getting down or doing the grown up we still friends
She don't really have to cook cause I ain't into all that eating
Cause last time I check pizza hut do a deep dish pan
We go out and she always looks cute and she be drinking
No make up on cause she knows that faking
When she around me the phone is off number one rule no caking
Don't get it twisted this ain't no love in the making
When she speaks it's always gotta be in statements
No questions just knowing her ain't no replacing
No body knows what goes on between her and I like if we dating
These are rules if you thinking bout waiting
You Remind Me
She looked me dead in my eyes
I swear she saw everything that happen in my life
So I try to play it off and act a little cool
Trying to keep this smile off my face and not look like a fool
She says things that I have heard before
So talking to her I must avoid
It's like she knew I wanted to speak but didn't
She looked at me and knew I wouldn't
There is something I wanted to do and explain I couldn't
Her aura, no pheromones had men drooling
They were using their mouths as tools and
She knew it
So me being who I am, ignored them and her not to feed her ego. no, fuel it
I have met someone like you before, I thought to myself
Your personality is something to drive a sane man to help
A careless person can be sucked in by your being like you are one with them
Knowin what I know there is no one for him
Him as in I
See I remember now why
Why I let the one you remind me of fly
No, get away
She was me and I was her, she just expressed herself in another way
She too was a lioness
No sense of stress
Not a care in the world because she knew that she was blessed
I remembered our first night she said things I have never heard before
Making sounds close to those of a lioness' roar
As I looked into her eyes it was like something had opened a door
In my mind
Like even if I wanted to I could never lie
I didn't even imagine doing anything with this person which is new for me
It was like she sucked the air out of my chest and made it hard to breath
As I walked myself home and thought what a feeling
Got home jumped in the shower back into my bed and started dealing
Like, If I would've spoke there would've been no harm
But the testosterone level was way to strong
I have no need for petty competition
If there was something there I am sure I ain't missing
I convinced myself it was just a feeling
And go back to my four walls and a window to tell myself stop tripping
I swear she saw everything that happen in my life
So I try to play it off and act a little cool
Trying to keep this smile off my face and not look like a fool
She says things that I have heard before
So talking to her I must avoid
It's like she knew I wanted to speak but didn't
She looked at me and knew I wouldn't
There is something I wanted to do and explain I couldn't
Her aura, no pheromones had men drooling
They were using their mouths as tools and
She knew it
So me being who I am, ignored them and her not to feed her ego. no, fuel it
I have met someone like you before, I thought to myself
Your personality is something to drive a sane man to help
A careless person can be sucked in by your being like you are one with them
Knowin what I know there is no one for him
Him as in I
See I remember now why
Why I let the one you remind me of fly
No, get away
She was me and I was her, she just expressed herself in another way
She too was a lioness
No sense of stress
Not a care in the world because she knew that she was blessed
I remembered our first night she said things I have never heard before
Making sounds close to those of a lioness' roar
As I looked into her eyes it was like something had opened a door
In my mind
Like even if I wanted to I could never lie
I didn't even imagine doing anything with this person which is new for me
It was like she sucked the air out of my chest and made it hard to breath
As I walked myself home and thought what a feeling
Got home jumped in the shower back into my bed and started dealing
Like, If I would've spoke there would've been no harm
But the testosterone level was way to strong
I have no need for petty competition
If there was something there I am sure I ain't missing
I convinced myself it was just a feeling
And go back to my four walls and a window to tell myself stop tripping
Mind's Ramble II
My head hurts and my tattoo is itching
My ear ring is bothering me
But I keep on drinking
Driving drunk to the crib I keep on thinking
What is in store for a life that's bound to end
There are people in my life that I am afraid to call me friends
There are times when I am by myself to call them mine
When I put a pen to pad it's easy to form a rhyme
When old folks talk to me and say I am ahead of my time
Meanwhile I am just speaking my mind
If things could go in reverse
I would most likely pull my father out of that hurts
And be that suburban raised black man
I aint mad at the vile for be who I am
I am just mad at being a statistic
Everything I want to do somebody else did it
So I am trying to be stomping on new ground
Trying to figure out if this is worth me putting it down
Doing what I think is best for me and not the crowd
My mother named after an entertainer
In hopes that I'll be able to explain her
But they will be no need for explaining
She is what she made ain't no complaining
No matter what I am what she made here
And I will be forever be an remainder
My ear ring is bothering me
But I keep on drinking
Driving drunk to the crib I keep on thinking
What is in store for a life that's bound to end
There are people in my life that I am afraid to call me friends
There are times when I am by myself to call them mine
When I put a pen to pad it's easy to form a rhyme
When old folks talk to me and say I am ahead of my time
Meanwhile I am just speaking my mind
If things could go in reverse
I would most likely pull my father out of that hurts
And be that suburban raised black man
I aint mad at the vile for be who I am
I am just mad at being a statistic
Everything I want to do somebody else did it
So I am trying to be stomping on new ground
Trying to figure out if this is worth me putting it down
Doing what I think is best for me and not the crowd
My mother named after an entertainer
In hopes that I'll be able to explain her
But they will be no need for explaining
She is what she made ain't no complaining
No matter what I am what she made here
And I will be forever be an remainder
Saturday, August 15, 2009
Nothing New
I'm too hot to handle better grab your oven mitts
Hard to understand like the Iranian government
While y'all sit back and laugh I'm on some other skit
You look at me like you lost your first goldfish
It's cool there’s nothing new here
I'm in the car tires of my life, I call them good years
Focus on the future with no homies to back me up
For a while I was in the mud, but I wasn't really stuck
Ladies pass me by say I wasn't really cute
I got my own goals, and a mind just to boot
If there is a time I was wrong homie this ain't it
I'm the candle for my generation and yes I am lit
So sit back relax and enjoy the show
I am on my John Legend and 3 stacks so I'm ready to go
Ain't nothing new under the sun
If you could, name something that I haven't done
And if you do, that there wasn't meant for me
I was born for your entertainment like I was made in a movie
I got no money in my pocket
No honeys I can talk with
My life is far from garbage
And I breathing fresh air
If there was something you could start with
And I got rug burns from the carpet
Watch b-boys pop and locking
And I miss going to the agriculture fair
There are time when I miss the old me
To think I was always happy
Now I am grumpy
Always thinking bout money
Refuse to let go of my pride
Like when something bad happens I am refusing to cry
You ask me a question and I am refusing to lie
Everybody knows I am the realest man alive
Not in a since of real like a gangster
Real like you if asked me if you butt looks big and I'll tell you it deserves it's own manger
Or the cat to tell you I used to watch Power Rangers
But like I said there ain't nothing new under the sun
To think of it I ended right where I begun
Hard to understand like the Iranian government
While y'all sit back and laugh I'm on some other skit
You look at me like you lost your first goldfish
It's cool there’s nothing new here
I'm in the car tires of my life, I call them good years
Focus on the future with no homies to back me up
For a while I was in the mud, but I wasn't really stuck
Ladies pass me by say I wasn't really cute
I got my own goals, and a mind just to boot
If there is a time I was wrong homie this ain't it
I'm the candle for my generation and yes I am lit
So sit back relax and enjoy the show
I am on my John Legend and 3 stacks so I'm ready to go
Ain't nothing new under the sun
If you could, name something that I haven't done
And if you do, that there wasn't meant for me
I was born for your entertainment like I was made in a movie
I got no money in my pocket
No honeys I can talk with
My life is far from garbage
And I breathing fresh air
If there was something you could start with
And I got rug burns from the carpet
Watch b-boys pop and locking
And I miss going to the agriculture fair
There are time when I miss the old me
To think I was always happy
Now I am grumpy
Always thinking bout money
Refuse to let go of my pride
Like when something bad happens I am refusing to cry
You ask me a question and I am refusing to lie
Everybody knows I am the realest man alive
Not in a since of real like a gangster
Real like you if asked me if you butt looks big and I'll tell you it deserves it's own manger
Or the cat to tell you I used to watch Power Rangers
But like I said there ain't nothing new under the sun
To think of it I ended right where I begun
Just For You (DUVAL)
I'm in the need for palm trees flat surfaces and humidity
Where doing over 20 mph can mean a felony
It's so hot outside you don't sweat but it's still rainy
Foreign cars are exactly that, foreign cause it only Chevy
The only Lexus we ride is jazzy chick the of color of honey
Every where you go boys talking bout feddi while y'all just talking money
Ain't nobody the color green but you is if your a dummy
It's like fashion slash hair show ain't nobody bummy
Less you at the pad chilling with your homie
Even then everybody walking by gotta pair of J's on they feet
If you don't I suggest to head on over to Moncrief
While you there go down 45th pick me up something to drink
Right down by the street from Chicken Koop and get something to eat
The 6 piece sweet and tangy don't forget the roll
Keep you head up cause JSO is on patrol
They be hating when you trying to make your moves
Always flapping they gums talking bout you and following some rules
Anyway head on back to the crib
Down 21st is where all the Jack boys live
We ain't in Queens but we got bout 5 or 6 different kinds of bridge
You go down 8th on a Sunday there's a line just to play some ball
Walk up in the club and it's one word all the time and that's... Duval
Where doing over 20 mph can mean a felony
It's so hot outside you don't sweat but it's still rainy
Foreign cars are exactly that, foreign cause it only Chevy
The only Lexus we ride is jazzy chick the of color of honey
Every where you go boys talking bout feddi while y'all just talking money
Ain't nobody the color green but you is if your a dummy
It's like fashion slash hair show ain't nobody bummy
Less you at the pad chilling with your homie
Even then everybody walking by gotta pair of J's on they feet
If you don't I suggest to head on over to Moncrief
While you there go down 45th pick me up something to drink
Right down by the street from Chicken Koop and get something to eat
The 6 piece sweet and tangy don't forget the roll
Keep you head up cause JSO is on patrol
They be hating when you trying to make your moves
Always flapping they gums talking bout you and following some rules
Anyway head on back to the crib
Down 21st is where all the Jack boys live
We ain't in Queens but we got bout 5 or 6 different kinds of bridge
You go down 8th on a Sunday there's a line just to play some ball
Walk up in the club and it's one word all the time and that's... Duval
Good Thing
There is something about you that makes me stare
From me looking into your eyes to me focusing on your hair
I hate to see you leave, but I love to see you walk away
So when you say talk to you later I beg you to stay
There is something about holding you at night
When I wake in the morning and you're in my arm you feel so right
Even when you're rude and a little bit whinny
I really don't mind cause your built so tiny
Your just my size my personal black Barbie
We argue bout petty things hardly
If there was a way for us I know we would
Either way there is nothing wrong thinking on things that are good
From me looking into your eyes to me focusing on your hair
I hate to see you leave, but I love to see you walk away
So when you say talk to you later I beg you to stay
There is something about holding you at night
When I wake in the morning and you're in my arm you feel so right
Even when you're rude and a little bit whinny
I really don't mind cause your built so tiny
Your just my size my personal black Barbie
We argue bout petty things hardly
If there was a way for us I know we would
Either way there is nothing wrong thinking on things that are good
Pretty Ugly
If your ego was under control I just might like you
You are sexy but as soon as you open your mouth I just want fight you
An "controlled" ego is confidence
But what you call confidence I call self consciousness
If you have to tell me then you obviously don't have a clue
If your fly the then you already know the rules
Carry yourself like a human keep your head held high
Look down on no man and tell no lies
Now you have free will you can have confidence
But having confidence is no excuse for arrogance
I don't try to be nice I am bona fide jerk
And to someone like you these words might hurt
But take it and ride out and put this on your mind
You are still ugly even if you are physically fine
You are sexy but as soon as you open your mouth I just want fight you
An "controlled" ego is confidence
But what you call confidence I call self consciousness
If you have to tell me then you obviously don't have a clue
If your fly the then you already know the rules
Carry yourself like a human keep your head held high
Look down on no man and tell no lies
Now you have free will you can have confidence
But having confidence is no excuse for arrogance
I don't try to be nice I am bona fide jerk
And to someone like you these words might hurt
But take it and ride out and put this on your mind
You are still ugly even if you are physically fine
In the Mind of an Avalanche
My brain works in mysterious ways
The words in my head keep playing various games
They leave my brain jump to my pen then hit the page
They want metaphors, but go for the similes
Every time I go to speak its always new to me
In the mind of an avalanche
Words doing two steps and cha cha dance
With a single thought I can rip a man apart
There is a tiger always in my heart
Heart colder than ice
I am no where close to nice
Meaner than Joe Green
When entertaining I always try keeping it clean
I write with the passion of life
I gain my strength from the mic
Not to mention I look better at night
There have been times when I question my choice
But at the end it's always for someone hear my voice
The words in my head keep playing various games
They leave my brain jump to my pen then hit the page
They want metaphors, but go for the similes
Every time I go to speak its always new to me
In the mind of an avalanche
Words doing two steps and cha cha dance
With a single thought I can rip a man apart
There is a tiger always in my heart
Heart colder than ice
I am no where close to nice
Meaner than Joe Green
When entertaining I always try keeping it clean
I write with the passion of life
I gain my strength from the mic
Not to mention I look better at night
There have been times when I question my choice
But at the end it's always for someone hear my voice
Going the Distance (R.I.P)
I was thinking you left but you are not really gone
You are not here but your at A Place Called Home
We always talk to you but never on the phone
I'm by myself now but I am never really alone
I can't see you but I know you looking out for me
Things are ten times better for you now then they might seem
You understand me when others just know what I mean
It's not cool for you to get taken
Not another somebody is going be replacing
Why cause your one of kind
Uniquely designed
Always on my mind
And still ahead of your time
So while I sit and write this open scribe
You won't be a "was" you are always an "is"
If they had a problem go and then you tell this
I'm the best that ever is
To somebody we somebody kids
So we never really grow
Anytime they leave it's before you even know
It's never right but you understand everybody gots to go
I don't cry tears but my pen does
And I can't physically but here's hugs
And kisses
To all friend and family that went the distance
Know that I'll be on my way to A Place Called Home and I don't know when
But you will never be forgotten
You are not here but your at A Place Called Home
We always talk to you but never on the phone
I'm by myself now but I am never really alone
I can't see you but I know you looking out for me
Things are ten times better for you now then they might seem
You understand me when others just know what I mean
It's not cool for you to get taken
Not another somebody is going be replacing
Why cause your one of kind
Uniquely designed
Always on my mind
And still ahead of your time
So while I sit and write this open scribe
You won't be a "was" you are always an "is"
If they had a problem go and then you tell this
I'm the best that ever is
To somebody we somebody kids
So we never really grow
Anytime they leave it's before you even know
It's never right but you understand everybody gots to go
I don't cry tears but my pen does
And I can't physically but here's hugs
And kisses
To all friend and family that went the distance
Know that I'll be on my way to A Place Called Home and I don't know when
But you will never be forgotten
I'm Cheating
Yeah I'm cheating she don't really mind
As long as I share everything she's fine
So it's B and P and me
We always in the sheets getting little bit freaky
Every night there is a whole lot of sweat
So I keep the fan on so she ain't too wet
Most of the time it's usually us three
But I keep P's twin cause she sometimes gets tired of me
We make out before I go to sleep
Have sex, and in the morning have another quickie
Then the make out before I hop in the shower it kinda routine
I'm so glad to have these ladies on my team
So every night when I'm resting my head
I always have sex with my favorite girl... My bed
As long as I share everything she's fine
So it's B and P and me
We always in the sheets getting little bit freaky
Every night there is a whole lot of sweat
So I keep the fan on so she ain't too wet
Most of the time it's usually us three
But I keep P's twin cause she sometimes gets tired of me
We make out before I go to sleep
Have sex, and in the morning have another quickie
Then the make out before I hop in the shower it kinda routine
I'm so glad to have these ladies on my team
So every night when I'm resting my head
I always have sex with my favorite girl... My bed
UnRare
So I get a lot of feed back sometimes... a lot of females with the same questions why you only write bout females and where is my poem... Well this one aint bout you EITHER... less you want it to be...
Oh yeah UnRare is not a word.. but you get the point... Enjoy
So I'm standing around doing what I do best
When I see this young thing walk around a corner with a real big chest
She had a walk like a model
I couldn't tell if she was tall tho
Long black hair
That from a distance look as if it touched her rear
It looked like she was coming from a car
As she got closer I realized that she looks good from a far
But far from looking good
So I check everything I could
Teeth were like mine on her best day she couldn't get stalked
Something was still sexy bout the gap in her legs as she walked
The clothes she had on were extremely old
I'm talking 80's old
She had enough weave to make four horses cold
But had a swag like you couldn't tell her nothing
Lucky for her I was down wind and couldn't stand the smell of onion
As she passed I couldn't help but stare
An wonder "How could someone like that be so "unrare"
Oh yeah UnRare is not a word.. but you get the point... Enjoy
So I'm standing around doing what I do best
When I see this young thing walk around a corner with a real big chest
She had a walk like a model
I couldn't tell if she was tall tho
Long black hair
That from a distance look as if it touched her rear
It looked like she was coming from a car
As she got closer I realized that she looks good from a far
But far from looking good
So I check everything I could
Teeth were like mine on her best day she couldn't get stalked
Something was still sexy bout the gap in her legs as she walked
The clothes she had on were extremely old
I'm talking 80's old
She had enough weave to make four horses cold
But had a swag like you couldn't tell her nothing
Lucky for her I was down wind and couldn't stand the smell of onion
As she passed I couldn't help but stare
An wonder "How could someone like that be so "unrare"
Anti-Men
We are dogs
Down right foolish
We don't care how you feel
We just want you for your body or even a meal
We lack insight
Or the need to do you right
We don't understand your pain
We drive you insane
Humph... It would be a better world if it was ran by Beyonce
Or even Keysha Cole
You can do this on your own
All you need from us is a bone
The way technology is going
You going be getting it from a drone
Where would we be then
If I was a woman I would be Anti-MenANti
Down right foolish
We don't care how you feel
We just want you for your body or even a meal
We lack insight
Or the need to do you right
We don't understand your pain
We drive you insane
Humph... It would be a better world if it was ran by Beyonce
Or even Keysha Cole
You can do this on your own
All you need from us is a bone
The way technology is going
You going be getting it from a drone
Where would we be then
If I was a woman I would be Anti-MenANti
Cookie Beast
Girl you sweet like a Keebler elf made you
Come on over here let me know if your as it tastes too
Mmmmm bout as sweet as you wanna be
I don't know bout you but I hope you master the art of dentistry
Cause I am down for a second serving please
So that mean messing with you I am going need some new teeth
The way you are makes me want to lick from head to feet
But I ain't on that toe deal so you can keep imaging
You can be my human cookie
After dinner you will be my special treat
Low in fat and minus all the calories
I can eat you all day and still keep my tip top physique
Just a little milk in the mix is all I need
So hurry up and bring that body back to me
Oh you can forget the cookie monster because I'm the cookie beast
Come on over here let me know if your as it tastes too
Mmmmm bout as sweet as you wanna be
I don't know bout you but I hope you master the art of dentistry
Cause I am down for a second serving please
So that mean messing with you I am going need some new teeth
The way you are makes me want to lick from head to feet
But I ain't on that toe deal so you can keep imaging
You can be my human cookie
After dinner you will be my special treat
Low in fat and minus all the calories
I can eat you all day and still keep my tip top physique
Just a little milk in the mix is all I need
So hurry up and bring that body back to me
Oh you can forget the cookie monster because I'm the cookie beast
Thinking Bout Me
You ever tried to rekindle a candle that's been blown out
Reminiscing on things that happen that made you want to shout
If you ever thought you was in love then you know what I'm talking bout
It used to be good till things got bad
Happy turn to sad
Glad went to mad
You went from talking in the phone
To being all alone
From being with them all day
To one day you going to pay
It's funny till it's all said and done
You ain't like them at the break up but now you like they was the one
It's funny how it happens like that
You gone from doing it by yourself to a love attack
Then right back
It's a shame you missing a good thing
Thinking bout the past and love like in the spring
But now you are all by yourself
Only thing you thinking bout is "I hope they thinking bout me" as if it helps
Reminiscing on things that happen that made you want to shout
If you ever thought you was in love then you know what I'm talking bout
It used to be good till things got bad
Happy turn to sad
Glad went to mad
You went from talking in the phone
To being all alone
From being with them all day
To one day you going to pay
It's funny till it's all said and done
You ain't like them at the break up but now you like they was the one
It's funny how it happens like that
You gone from doing it by yourself to a love attack
Then right back
It's a shame you missing a good thing
Thinking bout the past and love like in the spring
But now you are all by yourself
Only thing you thinking bout is "I hope they thinking bout me" as if it helps
The Worth
It was worth
It was all worth it
I took a picture and it came out perfect
It's like I ain't come from the game no I birthed it
This comes natural and no I ain't learn it
I got stanzas
I got stanzas
Every time I do this it like you're reading the Miranda
They listening but their mouth is running so they can't understand ya
I am in motion to do everything that I plan ta
And something that is not apart of that is a wife
If I put it in this stanza then I put it on my life
Jordans not Nikes
I love them a lot you think they are over priced
I just sit and wish things would happen over night
Up in the club trying hard not to get into a fight
Caribbean girl
Caribbean girl
With your extra long curly hair and big ol booty
With all the pro black pro females reading telling folks you ain't no groupie
But every time I'm on the mic you telling folks you knew me
And how my personality is colorful like a sweater made by coogie
And you know how I like when you call me Jody
I'm over your house like all the time
But when I get there you knowing all is mines
Now you just happy I put you in a rhyme
It was all worth it
I took a picture and it came out perfect
It's like I ain't come from the game no I birthed it
This comes natural and no I ain't learn it
I got stanzas
I got stanzas
Every time I do this it like you're reading the Miranda
They listening but their mouth is running so they can't understand ya
I am in motion to do everything that I plan ta
And something that is not apart of that is a wife
If I put it in this stanza then I put it on my life
Jordans not Nikes
I love them a lot you think they are over priced
I just sit and wish things would happen over night
Up in the club trying hard not to get into a fight
Caribbean girl
Caribbean girl
With your extra long curly hair and big ol booty
With all the pro black pro females reading telling folks you ain't no groupie
But every time I'm on the mic you telling folks you knew me
And how my personality is colorful like a sweater made by coogie
And you know how I like when you call me Jody
I'm over your house like all the time
But when I get there you knowing all is mines
Now you just happy I put you in a rhyme
Move Around
I forgave you for what you did to me
I might forgive you for what you did to he, eventually
Well maybe you didn't, in your eyes
Well let me promise you this, you see these eyes of mine
They won't drop one tear for or about you cause Homies don't cry
You haven't figured out why
You haven't gotten any replies
Why you won't hear from me
Or why there is a disconnect in the lines
Cause neither of us was in each other lives
And I've grown with time
And from what I know without me you're doing just fine
See what you did to me I forgave
What you did to he you would only be amazed
You're an added collection to what has made this man partially insane
You have no understanding of what you did to my family
Just for that, you are not a man to me
You being who you used to be my brother
Disrespect my mother
I won't take that any further
So yes we have the same father
And contacting me don't bother
So I am going to be nice
I don't want to say this twice
Do me one, don't try to be apart of my life
I might forgive you for what you did to he, eventually
Well maybe you didn't, in your eyes
Well let me promise you this, you see these eyes of mine
They won't drop one tear for or about you cause Homies don't cry
You haven't figured out why
You haven't gotten any replies
Why you won't hear from me
Or why there is a disconnect in the lines
Cause neither of us was in each other lives
And I've grown with time
And from what I know without me you're doing just fine
See what you did to me I forgave
What you did to he you would only be amazed
You're an added collection to what has made this man partially insane
You have no understanding of what you did to my family
Just for that, you are not a man to me
You being who you used to be my brother
Disrespect my mother
I won't take that any further
So yes we have the same father
And contacting me don't bother
So I am going to be nice
I don't want to say this twice
Do me one, don't try to be apart of my life
I Write What I Feel is Right
So one night while I was laying in bed
Resting my head
I get a email and this is what it said
Jody you don't know me
But I'm friends with you homie
And I was reading your poems and they seem like you lonely
All your poems about women by the way my name is Tony
Do you have anything to write about other than that
If you know me I took this as a verbal attack
So I replied back
As a matter of fact
I am very much alone in a room full of people
Cause to me not a single one of 'em is my equal
Maybe one is too smart or one too dumb
One lives with his wife or one never had fun
So for me I write what I feel is right
I know cats that write strictly to enlight
In hopes they'll educate a sucker like me
But in order to do so they must be Jody G
You know what tell them cats to write something that entertains
They'll tell you the same
They write what their fingers are told by their brain
So this is not my first or my last time I'm going to have to explain
I write what I feel I feel what is right
So what I write is right as I feel
You don't have to feel what I write is right
Good night
Resting my head
I get a email and this is what it said
Jody you don't know me
But I'm friends with you homie
And I was reading your poems and they seem like you lonely
All your poems about women by the way my name is Tony
Do you have anything to write about other than that
If you know me I took this as a verbal attack
So I replied back
As a matter of fact
I am very much alone in a room full of people
Cause to me not a single one of 'em is my equal
Maybe one is too smart or one too dumb
One lives with his wife or one never had fun
So for me I write what I feel is right
I know cats that write strictly to enlight
In hopes they'll educate a sucker like me
But in order to do so they must be Jody G
You know what tell them cats to write something that entertains
They'll tell you the same
They write what their fingers are told by their brain
So this is not my first or my last time I'm going to have to explain
I write what I feel I feel what is right
So what I write is right as I feel
You don't have to feel what I write is right
Good night
Two Fingers in the Air
Jay-Z, Michael Jordan, Bret Favre they came back
Culpepper thought he was one but he couldn't hack
So if I leave and you miss me then I'm the greatest
If you don't then it's a well deserved hiatus
So I'm saying good bye to my haters
Well at least till I'm famous
And when I get more than replies for my latest
While I'm gone you can do whatever you want
I moved from the back of the bus to the front
So you know I'll make it with out you
And everyone who doubts, do
Cause my return will be like a buffet to a fat dude
Too much to handle
You pick the scandal
From me taking your girl or beating you in invisible scramble
I'm just playing you want to leave
But if I did trust and believe
I'd have a trick up my sleeve
So I'm telling you fake soldiers marching to your own beat
At ease
Losers, never stood a chance even if you came at me with the leprosy disease
Jump stupid if you please
I'll knock you down to size with a metaphorical breeze
That's how easy you guys are
Your mind couldn't handle me stepping outside of my box with a giants arms
So I'm going to continue to do me
If you have a have a problem here's a few options you can Exit if you hit the escape key
Press control alt delete
Erase me
Do whatever you feel but in the end you'll never escape me
If I'm asked again why I write about women
It because men are too simple as soon as I start I end
Culpepper thought he was one but he couldn't hack
So if I leave and you miss me then I'm the greatest
If you don't then it's a well deserved hiatus
So I'm saying good bye to my haters
Well at least till I'm famous
And when I get more than replies for my latest
While I'm gone you can do whatever you want
I moved from the back of the bus to the front
So you know I'll make it with out you
And everyone who doubts, do
Cause my return will be like a buffet to a fat dude
Too much to handle
You pick the scandal
From me taking your girl or beating you in invisible scramble
I'm just playing you want to leave
But if I did trust and believe
I'd have a trick up my sleeve
So I'm telling you fake soldiers marching to your own beat
At ease
Losers, never stood a chance even if you came at me with the leprosy disease
Jump stupid if you please
I'll knock you down to size with a metaphorical breeze
That's how easy you guys are
Your mind couldn't handle me stepping outside of my box with a giants arms
So I'm going to continue to do me
If you have a have a problem here's a few options you can Exit if you hit the escape key
Press control alt delete
Erase me
Do whatever you feel but in the end you'll never escape me
If I'm asked again why I write about women
It because men are too simple as soon as I start I end
Payback
I'm the pen
You the ink I'm dipping in
If you ain't know shawty I'm the man
If you can't say it well surely I can
You like games but that I ain't playing
You can come over anytime is all I'm saying
But when you do it's a fee you paying
For all the times you played me to the left
I kept you on a tab girl you in debt
So you know when you get here only two steps
One in the door
Two to the room
How Boosie say... Zoom
After that you know we ain't thru
I been waiting for you
So I kept my self in hibernation
Once I awake there will be no hesitation
There going be a little tingling a little stimulation
You can be Janet and I'll be the rhythm nation
So now you think it's all about the grown up
So what
This is conversation
We don't talk bout that ever time so just be patient
You was becoming to relax I'll call it complacent
So now I am awaiting your next statement
Don't be offended we are all grown
There things we should talk about well that's what I'm told
So your beyond band new I'm calling great old
And you can call me overly bold
But wait I'll slow it down
We can talk about the clouds or silly clowns
Back to your favorite foods do you like almond mounds
Now you see this wasn't even fair
But when you ready we can take there
All I gotta say is please beware
You the ink I'm dipping in
If you ain't know shawty I'm the man
If you can't say it well surely I can
You like games but that I ain't playing
You can come over anytime is all I'm saying
But when you do it's a fee you paying
For all the times you played me to the left
I kept you on a tab girl you in debt
So you know when you get here only two steps
One in the door
Two to the room
How Boosie say... Zoom
After that you know we ain't thru
I been waiting for you
So I kept my self in hibernation
Once I awake there will be no hesitation
There going be a little tingling a little stimulation
You can be Janet and I'll be the rhythm nation
So now you think it's all about the grown up
So what
This is conversation
We don't talk bout that ever time so just be patient
You was becoming to relax I'll call it complacent
So now I am awaiting your next statement
Don't be offended we are all grown
There things we should talk about well that's what I'm told
So your beyond band new I'm calling great old
And you can call me overly bold
But wait I'll slow it down
We can talk about the clouds or silly clowns
Back to your favorite foods do you like almond mounds
Now you see this wasn't even fair
But when you ready we can take there
All I gotta say is please beware
It Happens at Night
I can't sleep at night
All I do is write
Thinking bout the next stanza or something new to recite
Sometimes I look at a page so long and have one line I like
There are many times I have set in my room haunted by the moon light
There are things like when it rains it pours
But I'll put down if it's a man it snores
If it's a plane it soars
But I end up writing bout a woman I never even met
Or a letter that I kept
Or me taking 12 steps
I want to write something motivational
But that's in my character
I tell you bout a girl and how I'll stare at her
Honestly I like watching women
See there I go again talk bout the women
I'm supposed to talk bout this poem
And how I get my block
So sometimes I just do better when I take from the top
Start from the beginning
And go thru the ending
It's done as soon as I say... When
All I do is write
Thinking bout the next stanza or something new to recite
Sometimes I look at a page so long and have one line I like
There are many times I have set in my room haunted by the moon light
There are things like when it rains it pours
But I'll put down if it's a man it snores
If it's a plane it soars
But I end up writing bout a woman I never even met
Or a letter that I kept
Or me taking 12 steps
I want to write something motivational
But that's in my character
I tell you bout a girl and how I'll stare at her
Honestly I like watching women
See there I go again talk bout the women
I'm supposed to talk bout this poem
And how I get my block
So sometimes I just do better when I take from the top
Start from the beginning
And go thru the ending
It's done as soon as I say... When
Break Time
I like em with eyes chinky
She was dark skinned
Just to add on a lot of ambitions
When they look at me I swear I am already smitten
From my swag alone they thinking I'm pimping
Every time I chat with one they always tripping
Talking bout who did what with and how they done did it
She got her money and car she whipping
No dope money but you swear she flipping
Seen lil buddy all up in my kitchen
Thong bra apron and food I aint getting
Knocking on wood breaking all my dishes
Got my camera out taking all kinda pictures
Upside down now that's a new position
Working it out we going call this the fitness
OMG! talking Oh My Goodness
Moving to the bathroom bout to get to business
When it come to this you know I be the cleanest
Banging against the wall you thought I was the meanest
Time to dry off so I guess we finish
She whispered in my ear that was break time for the mattress
She was dark skinned
Just to add on a lot of ambitions
When they look at me I swear I am already smitten
From my swag alone they thinking I'm pimping
Every time I chat with one they always tripping
Talking bout who did what with and how they done did it
She got her money and car she whipping
No dope money but you swear she flipping
Seen lil buddy all up in my kitchen
Thong bra apron and food I aint getting
Knocking on wood breaking all my dishes
Got my camera out taking all kinda pictures
Upside down now that's a new position
Working it out we going call this the fitness
OMG! talking Oh My Goodness
Moving to the bathroom bout to get to business
When it come to this you know I be the cleanest
Banging against the wall you thought I was the meanest
Time to dry off so I guess we finish
She whispered in my ear that was break time for the mattress
Once Upon... (Episode III) Seven Days
One week or seven days
My best friend got us together
I remember it was a dark light room
He was on the stage
I was in your face
Usually he tosses me some oh not so pretty one but you, you were different
From the moment you spoke I dreamed it
We talked you like sports music and didn't mind a drink
Bingo! Got one so for the whole seven days we kicked it
From bistro to club had fun so far
But I fell asleep in the car
I told you I'd make it up to you and tried
But seven days wasn't enough I could've died
I even got an extra couple of hours cause you missed your plane
We chilled and you were in the crib and I tried to maintain
You were good at it
Nothing happened tried to stay in touch but after you left I knew I wasn't the one
After that week was done
So now we only speak on occasion
But every time I look at the picture that you hate and I love and think of my seven day mission
Failed
My best friend got us together
I remember it was a dark light room
He was on the stage
I was in your face
Usually he tosses me some oh not so pretty one but you, you were different
From the moment you spoke I dreamed it
We talked you like sports music and didn't mind a drink
Bingo! Got one so for the whole seven days we kicked it
From bistro to club had fun so far
But I fell asleep in the car
I told you I'd make it up to you and tried
But seven days wasn't enough I could've died
I even got an extra couple of hours cause you missed your plane
We chilled and you were in the crib and I tried to maintain
You were good at it
Nothing happened tried to stay in touch but after you left I knew I wasn't the one
After that week was done
So now we only speak on occasion
But every time I look at the picture that you hate and I love and think of my seven day mission
Failed
Once Upon... (Episode II) Do for Love
You were dark skinned had only one baby when I met you
Never thought that if Love would come what would I do
We talked, then we met at a Wal-mart
You had an ESPN mag in hand, I was like this girl could have my heart
So I approached with caution
Check out your portions
To see if they were poured right in bottle shaped body
I ask your name you said, that you don't tell everybody
I said, cool everybody is not my name, but my friends they call me Jody
She says, she knows me
Once again, that was cool I said trust me don't believe the stories
She said you sure they were all good
I said them forget what I just said and it's cool
So we exchanged numbers, talk sports, and other sorts
Took me minuet to get her back to the pad
But when I did I was glad
So we became us
Lust became trust
Things were going fine
Even after Uncle Sam called my behind
Came back and it was cool
Not knowing once again I played the fool
So a month goes and she got a bump
I ask is there something in the oven cause I surely am stumped
She was hesitant
Then she let it go all I know I wasn't
She said she had a need and it needed to get fixed
So threw her love for me in a ditch
There were words exchanged I know one rhymed with itch
So I jumped in the truck hit the bar and got pour'd up
Left the bar and I remember waking up
In handcuff in a hospital the nurse told me I was out for days
I laughed looked her in the face and told her, the things you'll do for love you'd be amazed
Never thought that if Love would come what would I do
We talked, then we met at a Wal-mart
You had an ESPN mag in hand, I was like this girl could have my heart
So I approached with caution
Check out your portions
To see if they were poured right in bottle shaped body
I ask your name you said, that you don't tell everybody
I said, cool everybody is not my name, but my friends they call me Jody
She says, she knows me
Once again, that was cool I said trust me don't believe the stories
She said you sure they were all good
I said them forget what I just said and it's cool
So we exchanged numbers, talk sports, and other sorts
Took me minuet to get her back to the pad
But when I did I was glad
So we became us
Lust became trust
Things were going fine
Even after Uncle Sam called my behind
Came back and it was cool
Not knowing once again I played the fool
So a month goes and she got a bump
I ask is there something in the oven cause I surely am stumped
She was hesitant
Then she let it go all I know I wasn't
She said she had a need and it needed to get fixed
So threw her love for me in a ditch
There were words exchanged I know one rhymed with itch
So I jumped in the truck hit the bar and got pour'd up
Left the bar and I remember waking up
In handcuff in a hospital the nurse told me I was out for days
I laughed looked her in the face and told her, the things you'll do for love you'd be amazed
Once Upon... (Episode I)
Emotionally unstable creature
You went from staring to the feature
Be honest you didn't see it coming
I did like a big block engine I heard it humming
Now look at you tears in ya face
Last thing you can remember is you've been replaced
Now you question why
Ok let's see you always lie
Never have any time
You hang all over every guy
The dude ain't comfortable with himself
So he put you on the shelf
But you can help you self
Get off the horse get on a boat and catch a fish
Life doesn't end with him it starts with them
So do you
You went from staring to the feature
Be honest you didn't see it coming
I did like a big block engine I heard it humming
Now look at you tears in ya face
Last thing you can remember is you've been replaced
Now you question why
Ok let's see you always lie
Never have any time
You hang all over every guy
The dude ain't comfortable with himself
So he put you on the shelf
But you can help you self
Get off the horse get on a boat and catch a fish
Life doesn't end with him it starts with them
So do you
Do You
Emotionally unstable creature
You went from staring to the feature
Be honest you didn't see it coming
I did like a big block engine I heard it humming
Now look at you tears in ya face
Last thing you can remember is you've been replaced
Now you question why
Ok let's see you always lie
Never have any time
You hang all over every guy
The dude ain't comfortable with himself
So he put you on the shelf
But you can help you self
Get off the horse get on a boat and catch a fish
Life doesn't end with him it starts with them
So do you
You went from staring to the feature
Be honest you didn't see it coming
I did like a big block engine I heard it humming
Now look at you tears in ya face
Last thing you can remember is you've been replaced
Now you question why
Ok let's see you always lie
Never have any time
You hang all over every guy
The dude ain't comfortable with himself
So he put you on the shelf
But you can help you self
Get off the horse get on a boat and catch a fish
Life doesn't end with him it starts with them
So do you
Dark and Light
You treat me better in the dark than you do in the light
When we in the light all we do is fight
When we in the dark you always hold me tight
When we in the light you play me to the left but in the dark you do me oh so right
Now you tell me it's just for the 3&3
But when is it time when you are with me for the me & me
Will you hold my hand when we go to the movie
Slap me in the face and act like you never knew me
Would you like if wrote you in some poetry
Or could possibly diss my art like some people I used to call homie
Now a days everybody is picking sides
I want you on mines but every time you take my emotions for a ride
Now let me figure me out let me be
If I can't love myself how can you love me
Now we all know I definitely hate love
So those last few lines will get swept under the rug
Now back to the darken light
You tend to jump my case bout everything
But when lights are of you say some different things
You speak of wedding rings
And emotional things
Going from winter to spring
When the light comes back
What joy do you bring
I see pain
Feel the rain
And this cause of you last main
I am not the one to blame
So put that on the back burner
And move right along
Cause you miss sexy you deserve a new song
Now I can tell you what's wrong and right
But I can tell you how you vary from the dark to the light
When we in the light all we do is fight
When we in the dark you always hold me tight
When we in the light you play me to the left but in the dark you do me oh so right
Now you tell me it's just for the 3&3
But when is it time when you are with me for the me & me
Will you hold my hand when we go to the movie
Slap me in the face and act like you never knew me
Would you like if wrote you in some poetry
Or could possibly diss my art like some people I used to call homie
Now a days everybody is picking sides
I want you on mines but every time you take my emotions for a ride
Now let me figure me out let me be
If I can't love myself how can you love me
Now we all know I definitely hate love
So those last few lines will get swept under the rug
Now back to the darken light
You tend to jump my case bout everything
But when lights are of you say some different things
You speak of wedding rings
And emotional things
Going from winter to spring
When the light comes back
What joy do you bring
I see pain
Feel the rain
And this cause of you last main
I am not the one to blame
So put that on the back burner
And move right along
Cause you miss sexy you deserve a new song
Now I can tell you what's wrong and right
But I can tell you how you vary from the dark to the light
Card Trick
In the spot drink in hand
Not one chick here
Just me and my fam
I was bout to leave the spot when she bump right into me
Spilled my drink looked me in eyes and said I'm sorry
I said don't be sorry it was my fault probably
Hi my name is Jody
Do me this one big favor you should get to know me
So I pulled our my phone and went to get her number
When all of a sudden I was approach by this 6'2 brother
I looked up and seen nothing but beard
These things happen a lot and I was fully prepared
He says why you spill a drink on my girl
I replied back I ain't see no names on your girl
He said what
I said hi my name is earl
That show comes on like every Wednesday
As he monitors me I reach in my pocket and grab two things
My keys and my card trick
I place the card in his pocket
And left like I was suppose
Got into my car and then I hit the road
So I made it home had to be about one week later
I get a phone call could be a potential dream dater
I say hello the voice says is this Jody
I say yes it comes back you don't know me well you kinda do
I bumped into you and spilled drink on your shoes
I said hey you
I never did get your name
She said her name was Kat
And that thing you did last week I like that
I said oh really
How did you know I was going find your number
Well when he came over it made me kind of wonder
If he's jealous that would means he's cheating
And your fed up and want to catch him creeping
So you going run his pockets and find a number that say Jody
It's going to hit you and poof you going call me
That's kinda sneaky she simply replied
Well what I call sneaky is leading people on with lies
So you remember what I said then if so are you down for this ride
Just so you know I drive stick
And don’t be afraid of the card trick
Not one chick here
Just me and my fam
I was bout to leave the spot when she bump right into me
Spilled my drink looked me in eyes and said I'm sorry
I said don't be sorry it was my fault probably
Hi my name is Jody
Do me this one big favor you should get to know me
So I pulled our my phone and went to get her number
When all of a sudden I was approach by this 6'2 brother
I looked up and seen nothing but beard
These things happen a lot and I was fully prepared
He says why you spill a drink on my girl
I replied back I ain't see no names on your girl
He said what
I said hi my name is earl
That show comes on like every Wednesday
As he monitors me I reach in my pocket and grab two things
My keys and my card trick
I place the card in his pocket
And left like I was suppose
Got into my car and then I hit the road
So I made it home had to be about one week later
I get a phone call could be a potential dream dater
I say hello the voice says is this Jody
I say yes it comes back you don't know me well you kinda do
I bumped into you and spilled drink on your shoes
I said hey you
I never did get your name
She said her name was Kat
And that thing you did last week I like that
I said oh really
How did you know I was going find your number
Well when he came over it made me kind of wonder
If he's jealous that would means he's cheating
And your fed up and want to catch him creeping
So you going run his pockets and find a number that say Jody
It's going to hit you and poof you going call me
That's kinda sneaky she simply replied
Well what I call sneaky is leading people on with lies
So you remember what I said then if so are you down for this ride
Just so you know I drive stick
And don’t be afraid of the card trick
A Message to My Haters...
This is my art form
This is how I use it
While your here I entertain
And all of you abuse it
Thinking to myself some y'all is a nuisance
Y'all need a new scent
Or maybe a dollar
Cause I'm on the mic while most simply holla
5'7 but I seem much taller
No money in my pocket so I ain't close to being a baller
If you girl smiles or laughs at a joke then I'll call her
I am blind to you haters
I don't see you fakes
Putting a pen in your hand was your biggest mistake
Attempting to tell me I am not supposed to be me
Last time I checked this art form belongs to everybody
But since you must hate please hate Jody G
Cause it fuels my soul
And revs my engine
I been doing this so long I deserve a pension
So if you expect me to retire
Y'all all washed up and belong in a dryer
There will be no to come and there was none prior
So my desire is to feed the hater
Maybe this time you yourself will come out greater
This is how I use it
While your here I entertain
And all of you abuse it
Thinking to myself some y'all is a nuisance
Y'all need a new scent
Or maybe a dollar
Cause I'm on the mic while most simply holla
5'7 but I seem much taller
No money in my pocket so I ain't close to being a baller
If you girl smiles or laughs at a joke then I'll call her
I am blind to you haters
I don't see you fakes
Putting a pen in your hand was your biggest mistake
Attempting to tell me I am not supposed to be me
Last time I checked this art form belongs to everybody
But since you must hate please hate Jody G
Cause it fuels my soul
And revs my engine
I been doing this so long I deserve a pension
So if you expect me to retire
Y'all all washed up and belong in a dryer
There will be no to come and there was none prior
So my desire is to feed the hater
Maybe this time you yourself will come out greater
Mind's Ramble
I've told you things while you don't listen
So I never mind if you do miss em
Cause you if miss em then they weren't meant for you to hear
As soon as you leave the room if I had them I would drop a tear
Cause I miss you
We talked had no issues
And now when your around it's like this is a new you
Not saying that you not on that AllState
But I am still in a bid for your time
And I bet you would’ve never know that your the reason that I wrote this rhyme
And I bet you'll never care
Best said by a man that told the truth
And you are my top like the roof
When I am around you I'm in loop
Like is it cool to like you
Too much holding back
And some human emotions I do lack
In fact if I could I'd go back
Get and have everything that you need and have it packed
Money on deck and I'm talking stacks
That's all I got...
So I never mind if you do miss em
Cause you if miss em then they weren't meant for you to hear
As soon as you leave the room if I had them I would drop a tear
Cause I miss you
We talked had no issues
And now when your around it's like this is a new you
Not saying that you not on that AllState
But I am still in a bid for your time
And I bet you would’ve never know that your the reason that I wrote this rhyme
And I bet you'll never care
Best said by a man that told the truth
And you are my top like the roof
When I am around you I'm in loop
Like is it cool to like you
Too much holding back
And some human emotions I do lack
In fact if I could I'd go back
Get and have everything that you need and have it packed
Money on deck and I'm talking stacks
That's all I got...
Allow Me to Introduce Myself
My name is Jody G
You don't know me
but you, you can call me Homie
Or Jerome as I'm called by my family
I come from this place we call Duval county
If you wanna know anything bout me I tell you
First off I'm funny no money stay broke
If jokes could line my pockets I'd be the next rich folk
I'm not real close to my fans
To be honest for the future I don't have any plans
I live by the seat of my pants I used to like to dance but then I turned 21
Wasn't that much fun
I have a high rate of picking up women till I open my mouth
Cause when them words come out all you hear is the south
I'm a truck driving football loving mud slinging fool
I like tool cars women and music
If I like it I listen to and do it
And yes I talk about it more than I do it
This is my introduction hate it or love it
You don't know me
but you, you can call me Homie
Or Jerome as I'm called by my family
I come from this place we call Duval county
If you wanna know anything bout me I tell you
First off I'm funny no money stay broke
If jokes could line my pockets I'd be the next rich folk
I'm not real close to my fans
To be honest for the future I don't have any plans
I live by the seat of my pants I used to like to dance but then I turned 21
Wasn't that much fun
I have a high rate of picking up women till I open my mouth
Cause when them words come out all you hear is the south
I'm a truck driving football loving mud slinging fool
I like tool cars women and music
If I like it I listen to and do it
And yes I talk about it more than I do it
This is my introduction hate it or love it
Jody G Time Machine
J.holiday aint got nothing on me
From now on you call that what we did the Jody G
I straight spank and put that thing to sleep
You have to be this tall to ride this ride and it ain't cheap
It ain't free
Yeah for I and for you
Since I like you
We can take it to the pad and do the do
I mean the grown up
Curl them toes up
Wake up in the morning have you wondering what the...
Where you be
You just stepped off the Jody G time machine
Keep your hands on top the vehicle at all times
Don't be surprise if you wake up look on facebook and see some rhymes
You go to the vehicle and can't remember where your keys
You have just exited the Jody G time machine
Hold on tight and don't you spill
Cause what just happen was no dream it was real
I'll bet you'll watch your next step you mess wit he
Cause you wanted to ride that Jody G time machine
When you take to long to be where you need to be
That's the place for the Jody G time machine
When just about to leave
That's the time for the Jody G time machine
Just one more round and keep your eyes on me
Cause I'd hate to forget this Jody G time machine
From now on you call that what we did the Jody G
I straight spank and put that thing to sleep
You have to be this tall to ride this ride and it ain't cheap
It ain't free
Yeah for I and for you
Since I like you
We can take it to the pad and do the do
I mean the grown up
Curl them toes up
Wake up in the morning have you wondering what the...
Where you be
You just stepped off the Jody G time machine
Keep your hands on top the vehicle at all times
Don't be surprise if you wake up look on facebook and see some rhymes
You go to the vehicle and can't remember where your keys
You have just exited the Jody G time machine
Hold on tight and don't you spill
Cause what just happen was no dream it was real
I'll bet you'll watch your next step you mess wit he
Cause you wanted to ride that Jody G time machine
When you take to long to be where you need to be
That's the place for the Jody G time machine
When just about to leave
That's the time for the Jody G time machine
Just one more round and keep your eyes on me
Cause I'd hate to forget this Jody G time machine
Down for the Wait
I like you like me
The only thing stopping us is a vehicle
What am I to do
I need to be next to you like eight days a week
Maybe I am to weak but I ain't walking up that hill is too steep
So soon as I get a whip I'll be there as soon your phone beeps
Hopefully something like the jeep
That way I won't get stuck in the mud or at the beach
It might not make sense but the is how I speak
I miss you all the time and want to be near
But not seeing you is a major fear
So I play like don't like you
Saying things in code so you don't like me too
But that ain't working
So now it has turn from talking to flirting
Flirting will turn to kissing
Kissing turns to hunching
But we'll make it if your down for waiting
The only thing stopping us is a vehicle
What am I to do
I need to be next to you like eight days a week
Maybe I am to weak but I ain't walking up that hill is too steep
So soon as I get a whip I'll be there as soon your phone beeps
Hopefully something like the jeep
That way I won't get stuck in the mud or at the beach
It might not make sense but the is how I speak
I miss you all the time and want to be near
But not seeing you is a major fear
So I play like don't like you
Saying things in code so you don't like me too
But that ain't working
So now it has turn from talking to flirting
Flirting will turn to kissing
Kissing turns to hunching
But we'll make it if your down for waiting
Bite Size
It took weeks for you to open up to me
Or at least no maybe for me to see
I look into your eyes to see if you was there
If it was a shell covered with skin and hair
A little piece Ill call you bite size
She had to look up to see into my eyes
I liked it
When we hugged in my arms she fits
I could hold you all day
But not outside cause I don't get down with PDA
Maybe this once it will be ok
So we walked talked and then BAM!
A spark we had connected
It was like or convo became infected
Wit like
Girl I hope I see you at night
That would be right
Your just my size to bite
Or at least no maybe for me to see
I look into your eyes to see if you was there
If it was a shell covered with skin and hair
A little piece Ill call you bite size
She had to look up to see into my eyes
I liked it
When we hugged in my arms she fits
I could hold you all day
But not outside cause I don't get down with PDA
Maybe this once it will be ok
So we walked talked and then BAM!
A spark we had connected
It was like or convo became infected
Wit like
Girl I hope I see you at night
That would be right
Your just my size to bite
Brand New
She was different
Above average and her attitude was decent
The first thing that caught my eye was her shoes
That's what I like something brand new
So I guess now is my time to make move
Better later than never I've been told
So now it's like bet or fold
So I jump in no testing the water
Now it's like a titter tater
Am I saying the wrong thing acting the wrong way
She tells me it's cool and to take day by day
I believe her so I does what she say
Now these days are really long
Got me in the shower singing r&b song
Off key of course
So it has begun
First I didn't have a clue
Now I'm starting brand new
I don't know what she likes
Or even if this is right
We match super tight
Like when you put
On those brand draws
Or for the ladies them brand new bras
That you got from vikki
Now she in front of me and I think she trying to tempt me
But I try play cool
Try not to act like a fool
Or as I like to say brand new
I tell her bout myself not hold one breath cause our time is short
And if there is anything messed up I have time to work
Maybe I'm talking to fast
She laughs
Good at least I gets a smile
She not to spicy but two steps ahead of mild
I haven't met someone like you in while
Oh yeah another smile
I tell you got me feeling like a child
But she brushes that off
Not thinking that one day this same statement might cost
But still no pause
We talk for hours until she get tired
But before she goes I can't open my mouth tell her anything like my mouth had been attacked by some vice grip pliers
We just hugged and bid each other adieu
Man I hate when things are brand new
Above average and her attitude was decent
The first thing that caught my eye was her shoes
That's what I like something brand new
So I guess now is my time to make move
Better later than never I've been told
So now it's like bet or fold
So I jump in no testing the water
Now it's like a titter tater
Am I saying the wrong thing acting the wrong way
She tells me it's cool and to take day by day
I believe her so I does what she say
Now these days are really long
Got me in the shower singing r&b song
Off key of course
So it has begun
First I didn't have a clue
Now I'm starting brand new
I don't know what she likes
Or even if this is right
We match super tight
Like when you put
On those brand draws
Or for the ladies them brand new bras
That you got from vikki
Now she in front of me and I think she trying to tempt me
But I try play cool
Try not to act like a fool
Or as I like to say brand new
I tell her bout myself not hold one breath cause our time is short
And if there is anything messed up I have time to work
Maybe I'm talking to fast
She laughs
Good at least I gets a smile
She not to spicy but two steps ahead of mild
I haven't met someone like you in while
Oh yeah another smile
I tell you got me feeling like a child
But she brushes that off
Not thinking that one day this same statement might cost
But still no pause
We talk for hours until she get tired
But before she goes I can't open my mouth tell her anything like my mouth had been attacked by some vice grip pliers
We just hugged and bid each other adieu
Man I hate when things are brand new
April's Fool
She was born on the 1st of April
Her people had money when I met her at Turks and Caicos
I know it sounds funny a chick wit money but to me I was like she could be my honey
Come to find out we had a mutual friend
That friend helped us to meet again
So we met did like dial up waited to connect
And we did for a while you couldve swore that we had kids
And we was the happiest couple to ever live
While we dated I just happen to be getting sent out
So that threw our status from a fly to a post route
Now if you don't know football that means we was straight then we went right
I had to explain to her that I would be coming back all night
I said I wouldn't cheat and email every night
When I left everything was cool
You must remember I was dating a chick born on April's fool
Six months pasted and I was on the first flight back
It was in the dead of winter and I had a big green pack
Jumped off the plane paid for a big cab
Got to the crib open up the door
All bags immediately hit the floor
Walked to the room looking for my lady
I was early and she looked at me like I was crazy
I looked in the room and what do I see
Another me
If this could be on MTV
Let's call it caught
See now everything cool
I just won't date a chick born on April's fool
Her people had money when I met her at Turks and Caicos
I know it sounds funny a chick wit money but to me I was like she could be my honey
Come to find out we had a mutual friend
That friend helped us to meet again
So we met did like dial up waited to connect
And we did for a while you couldve swore that we had kids
And we was the happiest couple to ever live
While we dated I just happen to be getting sent out
So that threw our status from a fly to a post route
Now if you don't know football that means we was straight then we went right
I had to explain to her that I would be coming back all night
I said I wouldn't cheat and email every night
When I left everything was cool
You must remember I was dating a chick born on April's fool
Six months pasted and I was on the first flight back
It was in the dead of winter and I had a big green pack
Jumped off the plane paid for a big cab
Got to the crib open up the door
All bags immediately hit the floor
Walked to the room looking for my lady
I was early and she looked at me like I was crazy
I looked in the room and what do I see
Another me
If this could be on MTV
Let's call it caught
See now everything cool
I just won't date a chick born on April's fool
A Place Called Home
I'm not from here I from a place called Home
Where it's cool to have your face unknown
I study hip hop and women cause where I'm from it's our way of your telephone
So come over
I think better when I'm not sober
Eyes stay bright so I cover them for worth
Your life
My trip is going to quick
Well at least until I fix my ship
I crash landed here
For twenty three earth years
And I been trying to get back since I got here
At Home I feel like I'm never alone
I got some real friends that will enlighten your dome
When we speak we don't use a microphone
Cause our voices are heard way louder than your nosiest tone
I come in peace so don't be afraid
I can only take one of you with me you trip is already paid
So when I'm ready to hit the road
You don't need your clothes cause those are banned in my place call Home
Where it's cool to have your face unknown
I study hip hop and women cause where I'm from it's our way of your telephone
So come over
I think better when I'm not sober
Eyes stay bright so I cover them for worth
Your life
My trip is going to quick
Well at least until I fix my ship
I crash landed here
For twenty three earth years
And I been trying to get back since I got here
At Home I feel like I'm never alone
I got some real friends that will enlighten your dome
When we speak we don't use a microphone
Cause our voices are heard way louder than your nosiest tone
I come in peace so don't be afraid
I can only take one of you with me you trip is already paid
So when I'm ready to hit the road
You don't need your clothes cause those are banned in my place call Home
Just a Girl I Knew
She came over in that thing I like
The sweats the shirt that's a little tight
No bra flip flops the mind set was alright
She came prepared for us to do it all night
She was 5 foot 6
Nice size hips
Dark skin lady with Pretty pink lips
Long thick hair
I can pull that quick
She ain't really care
we could do it any where
Cut her once on a chair
And once by the stairs
I was on Hennesy and it wasn't really fair
She liked to look, so I ain't do her like Ray-J
Had her on that Ne-yo she knew the way that I play
We was in the room and had It like a game day
Playing full court had us sweating all crazy
She was my baby
But wasn't really mine
You would've never known that we was cutting all the time
We met on night and she liked the way I rhyme
I told her I'm here every Sunday at nine
She was shocked that I ain't hit her wit a line
That might be their game but couldn't be mine
It might sound a little bit like I be lying
But if you pencils me in I'll tell you when I'm flying
That mean hopping in my car and gripping on my pine
As she walked away I was looking at that behind
Only thing going thru my head was man she was fine
Now a days we don't talk no more
I went from us being close
To her just being a girl I know
I've seen it all before
But this one could've been the wife fo' sho
Not for show
Not for a pedestal
Or for repping proof
She even helped me when I need more "juice"
What I say here it is all the truth
But she is a still just a girl that I knew
The sweats the shirt that's a little tight
No bra flip flops the mind set was alright
She came prepared for us to do it all night
She was 5 foot 6
Nice size hips
Dark skin lady with Pretty pink lips
Long thick hair
I can pull that quick
She ain't really care
we could do it any where
Cut her once on a chair
And once by the stairs
I was on Hennesy and it wasn't really fair
She liked to look, so I ain't do her like Ray-J
Had her on that Ne-yo she knew the way that I play
We was in the room and had It like a game day
Playing full court had us sweating all crazy
She was my baby
But wasn't really mine
You would've never known that we was cutting all the time
We met on night and she liked the way I rhyme
I told her I'm here every Sunday at nine
She was shocked that I ain't hit her wit a line
That might be their game but couldn't be mine
It might sound a little bit like I be lying
But if you pencils me in I'll tell you when I'm flying
That mean hopping in my car and gripping on my pine
As she walked away I was looking at that behind
Only thing going thru my head was man she was fine
Now a days we don't talk no more
I went from us being close
To her just being a girl I know
I've seen it all before
But this one could've been the wife fo' sho
Not for show
Not for a pedestal
Or for repping proof
She even helped me when I need more "juice"
What I say here it is all the truth
But she is a still just a girl that I knew
My Thing for Tattoos
The tattoo on the top of your behind
I like to trace every line
So when I close my eyes
It's like a track I rewind
Your tattoos are oh so divine
Like the one that follows your spine
It's a shame you don't even get to see some of mine
Who thought of that design
Before you was ok but with tattoos you fine
OK maybe I'm lying
But to me tattoos just make your figure way more define
You might even see me eying
And touching them I be trying
When you got yours I wonder if your were crying
Tattoos make your dark skin sexier is what I'm implying
I like to trace every line
So when I close my eyes
It's like a track I rewind
Your tattoos are oh so divine
Like the one that follows your spine
It's a shame you don't even get to see some of mine
Who thought of that design
Before you was ok but with tattoos you fine
OK maybe I'm lying
But to me tattoos just make your figure way more define
You might even see me eying
And touching them I be trying
When you got yours I wonder if your were crying
Tattoos make your dark skin sexier is what I'm implying
Not an Entertainer!
Someone had the nerve to tell me that what I does is not entertainment
I looked him in the face a said meet me on stage then
Potna' cause what you do is jump around I suggest you move around
Now let me break it down
You and I are in the same you do you with guitars and drums
I can take your guitar and drums and go dumb
You make a crowd move I can make 'em come
What you does is sing but see diction is done at the tip of the tongue
My walk is your run
Your talk is my fun
So don't tell I can't do nothing you did
When in actuality i am hip hop's kid
So I can do techno disco and rock
Since you can't I suggest you kindly kick rocks
Let me ask you can you do what you do off top
Now I ain't saying that my genre is better than yours
I'm saying you perform and I does tours
I looked him in the face a said meet me on stage then
Potna' cause what you do is jump around I suggest you move around
Now let me break it down
You and I are in the same you do you with guitars and drums
I can take your guitar and drums and go dumb
You make a crowd move I can make 'em come
What you does is sing but see diction is done at the tip of the tongue
My walk is your run
Your talk is my fun
So don't tell I can't do nothing you did
When in actuality i am hip hop's kid
So I can do techno disco and rock
Since you can't I suggest you kindly kick rocks
Let me ask you can you do what you do off top
Now I ain't saying that my genre is better than yours
I'm saying you perform and I does tours
Too Many Loves
I had an Apiphonee a Tiffany and a Brittany
Every last one of them meant something real to me
Had a Joy in Autumn but never really fell
What we did together I will never tell
I say howdy to Heidi she and still walk by
Tiffany stayed with Clippers that's why my hair stay fly
If I was her I would've left me for that guy
La Teria nearly teared me up that's for the scar under my eye
Willis was the illest
But she left for a dentist
You might say I'm a hoe
But I'm just a realist
And that Princess chick was a little siddity
Some call her Jasmine but I just call her pretty
To be honest I don't know who miss me
But I know one thing I’ve had plenty
Maybe too many
Kind of lucky I got any
Veronica made me wonder
She wanted to get married during a summer
In the Bahamas
Brandis had me aimless
Till I came home early and found out she was faithless
Or faithful cause she sure was scream Oh God!
What a fraud
It was April how I saw Jade
Jade left me cause I wasn't really paid
And you gotta know Ebony was more than a friend to me
Walked thru the garden of Eden cause she was always spending
Jazma, Jazmine and Alicia
All had something they could teach ya
Come to find out they all daughters of a preacher
Sam all I can say is Damn!
That's the one that got away
On a normal day I wouldn't scroll through my phone and run thru all these names
but today is not my average day
Maybe if I write them down they'll go away
If not then I'll continue to think of them in every way
They say you fall in love once and rest is just practice
So I am guessing all of them except one are some real good actors
Every last one of them meant something real to me
Had a Joy in Autumn but never really fell
What we did together I will never tell
I say howdy to Heidi she and still walk by
Tiffany stayed with Clippers that's why my hair stay fly
If I was her I would've left me for that guy
La Teria nearly teared me up that's for the scar under my eye
Willis was the illest
But she left for a dentist
You might say I'm a hoe
But I'm just a realist
And that Princess chick was a little siddity
Some call her Jasmine but I just call her pretty
To be honest I don't know who miss me
But I know one thing I’ve had plenty
Maybe too many
Kind of lucky I got any
Veronica made me wonder
She wanted to get married during a summer
In the Bahamas
Brandis had me aimless
Till I came home early and found out she was faithless
Or faithful cause she sure was scream Oh God!
What a fraud
It was April how I saw Jade
Jade left me cause I wasn't really paid
And you gotta know Ebony was more than a friend to me
Walked thru the garden of Eden cause she was always spending
Jazma, Jazmine and Alicia
All had something they could teach ya
Come to find out they all daughters of a preacher
Sam all I can say is Damn!
That's the one that got away
On a normal day I wouldn't scroll through my phone and run thru all these names
but today is not my average day
Maybe if I write them down they'll go away
If not then I'll continue to think of them in every way
They say you fall in love once and rest is just practice
So I am guessing all of them except one are some real good actors
The Other Man
I need love
I need hugs like I need a mug
I need kissed like fiends need drugs
Still a scrub in the eyes of others
I had her like she was my mother
She cared for me
There for me
She drank plenty
You know bottles of Remy a lil Henney
Top back in the vert
She was there even when she was hurt
He wasn't but he was hers and she his
We don't know what this is
Or what that was
We would just kick it and talk just because
She had her own life
I had mine when he was at work she on the job
She liked the corn on the cob
She like to make me squirm
Moving wiggling like a worm
Shell hold me in place like a Kung-fu master she had me in the crane stance
We go out she loved to dance
She would point out girls like that's the one for you
She knew just what to do
We had our fun
But before day break she had to run
Back to where she belong I was left like damn
It kinda sucks being the other man
I need hugs like I need a mug
I need kissed like fiends need drugs
Still a scrub in the eyes of others
I had her like she was my mother
She cared for me
There for me
She drank plenty
You know bottles of Remy a lil Henney
Top back in the vert
She was there even when she was hurt
He wasn't but he was hers and she his
We don't know what this is
Or what that was
We would just kick it and talk just because
She had her own life
I had mine when he was at work she on the job
She liked the corn on the cob
She like to make me squirm
Moving wiggling like a worm
Shell hold me in place like a Kung-fu master she had me in the crane stance
We go out she loved to dance
She would point out girls like that's the one for you
She knew just what to do
We had our fun
But before day break she had to run
Back to where she belong I was left like damn
It kinda sucks being the other man
Forgive Me!
What kind of friend am I?
Look you in the face and Lie
And Me is the one you called a stand up guy
Yous as sweet as pie
But he did things that still had me question why
I let it happen tho
He was my best friend
I even let him use my truck a lot back then
You used to call me
Asking if I knew where he be
I told you I ain't know and just let me sleep
If you kept pursuing I would make sure to help you see
To think the things you would believe
All because of me
To think you were in love
I messed that all up
But I was young would could explain us
So here's these apologizes
For all my lies
For all the cries
For all those times
Now I overstand if you can't trust in no guys
Look you in the face and Lie
And Me is the one you called a stand up guy
Yous as sweet as pie
But he did things that still had me question why
I let it happen tho
He was my best friend
I even let him use my truck a lot back then
You used to call me
Asking if I knew where he be
I told you I ain't know and just let me sleep
If you kept pursuing I would make sure to help you see
To think the things you would believe
All because of me
To think you were in love
I messed that all up
But I was young would could explain us
So here's these apologizes
For all my lies
For all the cries
For all those times
Now I overstand if you can't trust in no guys
Strictly Platonic
I'm the spot with some friends
They all girls
Homeboi keeping acting like she is his world
She looking for me like I just put on a cape
It's cool cause I already planned for your escape
Go on now, go have your fun
Do what you do, cause with me you ain't never gonna have to run
I be there to put that guard up like I was Jordan's son
I ain't going ask you for nothing once the night is done
Cause all women think ain't nothing in life for free
But see y'all way too light skinned for me
If you set in the sun just for a little while I might holler
But you wouldn't want me, ok maybe if I was taller
Or a baller
Or maybe we can just get down
Pour me up a drank and start up a freestyle
Now you become one of the homies
And you down for life
One of y'all could be my best man soon as I find a wife
And if she mess up I am looking to y'all to tell me if she was ‘trife’
When we in the club I go robotic
But after that spot, it's strictly platonic
They all girls
Homeboi keeping acting like she is his world
She looking for me like I just put on a cape
It's cool cause I already planned for your escape
Go on now, go have your fun
Do what you do, cause with me you ain't never gonna have to run
I be there to put that guard up like I was Jordan's son
I ain't going ask you for nothing once the night is done
Cause all women think ain't nothing in life for free
But see y'all way too light skinned for me
If you set in the sun just for a little while I might holler
But you wouldn't want me, ok maybe if I was taller
Or a baller
Or maybe we can just get down
Pour me up a drank and start up a freestyle
Now you become one of the homies
And you down for life
One of y'all could be my best man soon as I find a wife
And if she mess up I am looking to y'all to tell me if she was ‘trife’
When we in the club I go robotic
But after that spot, it's strictly platonic
This is How it Usually Ends
Come in the house and lay on the bed
I coming over there girl to help you spread out your legs
Don’t worry lil mama bout my brand new covers
Oh wait gotta be safe and grab my rubbers
Shanika that’s your friend promise I will never touch her
Shhhh... be quiet girl you waking up my mother
I remember when we first met
After the first night girl you was so wet
I kissed you in places only your panties could get
This will be a night you'll never forget
There was pillow squeezing lip biting sheet fighting
I was in it smashing like an old sea Viking
Body flipping
Sweat dripping
I don't how long I was waiting on you calls
I had to be swift remove the tube socks from my draws
I really don't know how long you was waiting on me
But what I wanna know if you that present for me
Hold on, you say that you gotta a man
Hot damn
Here we go with this stuff again
I tell you let me get my things
No you get your things this my crib
Go back to where you live
I told you from the jump I am tired of being Jody
See how much he love you after you tell homie
But that's cool you can do what you do
Just know in the end only one of us got screwed
I coming over there girl to help you spread out your legs
Don’t worry lil mama bout my brand new covers
Oh wait gotta be safe and grab my rubbers
Shanika that’s your friend promise I will never touch her
Shhhh... be quiet girl you waking up my mother
I remember when we first met
After the first night girl you was so wet
I kissed you in places only your panties could get
This will be a night you'll never forget
There was pillow squeezing lip biting sheet fighting
I was in it smashing like an old sea Viking
Body flipping
Sweat dripping
I don't how long I was waiting on you calls
I had to be swift remove the tube socks from my draws
I really don't know how long you was waiting on me
But what I wanna know if you that present for me
Hold on, you say that you gotta a man
Hot damn
Here we go with this stuff again
I tell you let me get my things
No you get your things this my crib
Go back to where you live
I told you from the jump I am tired of being Jody
See how much he love you after you tell homie
But that's cool you can do what you do
Just know in the end only one of us got screwed
This is How it Usally Starts
It was late one night had nothing to do
So me being me I called up few from my Crew
Me and my potna' bout hit up the town
If you know how what we know it’s about to go down
So we hop off in the whip hit the first spot
Straight to the function and you know that’s off top
They got the two for ones and we balling on a budget
We in the place bout 6 or seven deep but we ain’t causing no ruckus
And if we was to have a problem ain’t nobody going touch us
Cause this a grown folks party
As grown folks we ain’t down for bothering nobody
Anyway I seen this short dark skinned somebody
Walked over to her and asked what are some of your hobbies
She asked me if that was how I start talking to anybody
My reply was probably
You should get to know me
Actually out of the trillions of numbers in the world just leave me a few
That lead to you
She knew exactly what to do
Got the ten digits
Now it’s time to operate like my name is Dr.Get-In-This
Bought another round for her and myself just as finished
Usually i never would get this
She said she wants to go home and get straight to business
I was in shock and not surprised
If I could’ve only seen the look in my eyes
I was like miss I aint drive
She said that’s ok I live right down I-95
I was like my
Well call me a cab
Gave my homeboi the look and paid my tab
Headed over to her crib and that was that
The rest of the story you would really laugh
But due to the fact I already told that story in the past
I going to leave you at that
So me being me I called up few from my Crew
Me and my potna' bout hit up the town
If you know how what we know it’s about to go down
So we hop off in the whip hit the first spot
Straight to the function and you know that’s off top
They got the two for ones and we balling on a budget
We in the place bout 6 or seven deep but we ain’t causing no ruckus
And if we was to have a problem ain’t nobody going touch us
Cause this a grown folks party
As grown folks we ain’t down for bothering nobody
Anyway I seen this short dark skinned somebody
Walked over to her and asked what are some of your hobbies
She asked me if that was how I start talking to anybody
My reply was probably
You should get to know me
Actually out of the trillions of numbers in the world just leave me a few
That lead to you
She knew exactly what to do
Got the ten digits
Now it’s time to operate like my name is Dr.Get-In-This
Bought another round for her and myself just as finished
Usually i never would get this
She said she wants to go home and get straight to business
I was in shock and not surprised
If I could’ve only seen the look in my eyes
I was like miss I aint drive
She said that’s ok I live right down I-95
I was like my
Well call me a cab
Gave my homeboi the look and paid my tab
Headed over to her crib and that was that
The rest of the story you would really laugh
But due to the fact I already told that story in the past
I going to leave you at that
One ON One
I am working real hard giving you all my might
I gave you the best three minuets I would swear it was all night
You taking it like a champ
While I'm sweating like a chump
You'd swear you you'd at least get faked out with the double pump
I go to the right you right there with me
I try the turnaround but you moving so quickly
Ok here's my best move and going in fast
My body's got couple seconds boy I hope I last
I go hard in the paint I know you like to see me rise
When I hit that spot your amazed I can see it in your eyes
It ain't like how it used to be back to back
Humph you lucky if you get a five min attack
I'm going to sit down take a break and now I want to see how you react
Cause when I get my second wind best believe I'm more serious than a heart attack
It's hard out here doing this ‘thang’
I'm glad it's only a one on one ball game
I gave you the best three minuets I would swear it was all night
You taking it like a champ
While I'm sweating like a chump
You'd swear you you'd at least get faked out with the double pump
I go to the right you right there with me
I try the turnaround but you moving so quickly
Ok here's my best move and going in fast
My body's got couple seconds boy I hope I last
I go hard in the paint I know you like to see me rise
When I hit that spot your amazed I can see it in your eyes
It ain't like how it used to be back to back
Humph you lucky if you get a five min attack
I'm going to sit down take a break and now I want to see how you react
Cause when I get my second wind best believe I'm more serious than a heart attack
It's hard out here doing this ‘thang’
I'm glad it's only a one on one ball game
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