April's Fool

She was born on the 1st of April
Her people had money when I met her at Turks and Caicos
I know it sounds funny a chick wit money but to me I was like she could be my honey
Come to find out we had a mutual friend
That friend helped us to meet again
So we met did like dial up waited to connect
And we did for a while you couldve swore that we had kids
And we was the happiest couple to ever live
While we dated I just happen to be getting sent out
So that threw our status from a fly to a post route
Now if you don't know football that means we was straight then we went right
I had to explain to her that I would be coming back all night
I said I wouldn't cheat and email every night
When I left everything was cool
You must remember I was dating a chick born on April's fool
Six months pasted and I was on the first flight back
It was in the dead of winter and I had a big green pack
Jumped off the plane paid for a big cab
Got to the crib open up the door
All bags immediately hit the floor
Walked to the room looking for my lady
I was early and she looked at me like I was crazy
I looked in the room and what do I see
Another me
If this could be on MTV
Let's call it caught
See now everything cool
I just won't date a chick born on April's fool