Card Trick

In the spot drink in hand
Not one chick here
Just me and my fam
I was bout to leave the spot when she bump right into me
Spilled my drink looked me in eyes and said I'm sorry
I said don't be sorry it was my fault probably
Hi my name is Jody
Do me this one big favor you should get to know me
So I pulled our my phone and went to get her number
When all of a sudden I was approach by this 6'2 brother
I looked up and seen nothing but beard
These things happen a lot and I was fully prepared
He says why you spill a drink on my girl
I replied back I ain't see no names on your girl
He said what
I said hi my name is earl
That show comes on like every Wednesday
As he monitors me I reach in my pocket and grab two things
My keys and my card trick
I place the card in his pocket
And left like I was suppose
Got into my car and then I hit the road
So I made it home had to be about one week later
I get a phone call could be a potential dream dater
I say hello the voice says is this Jody
I say yes it comes back you don't know me well you kinda do
I bumped into you and spilled drink on your shoes
I said hey you
I never did get your name
She said her name was Kat
And that thing you did last week I like that
I said oh really
How did you know I was going find your number
Well when he came over it made me kind of wonder
If he's jealous that would means he's cheating
And your fed up and want to catch him creeping
So you going run his pockets and find a number that say Jody
It's going to hit you and poof you going call me
That's kinda sneaky she simply replied
Well what I call sneaky is leading people on with lies
So you remember what I said then if so are you down for this ride
Just so you know I drive stick
And don’t be afraid of the card trick