I met her at the club and the dress was real tight
She had high heels on it looked like a long jump from those heights
So I went up to her like "hi"!
My name is Jody you mind if I pick your brain
She said that's kind of weird you not going to first ask me my name
I said well sure, since you offering I would enjoy to know what I might be screaming the next day
She laughed, reached her hand out and said I'm Shereese
I said it's nice to meet you so can you sit down for me please
She asked me why
I said you must be tired cause you've been running through my mind
Can't believe I just got away with that dumb line
Any way I start to running my game
Telling her everything I could bout myself without being a lame
She said she works and goes to school and expects a man that's doing the same
I try to tell her me too but it came out like a complaint
Well it's true class is whack and my job sucks
I do all kinds of dumb stuff for only seven bucks
Clear my throat I had to check myself
You want a drink to me I find that it kind of helps
I'll have what your having she said, I said great
Cause for me that means vodka straight
She was going shot for shot
Every time I look I'm like this chick sure drinks a lot
Before I head home and maybe not alone
Can you toss me your numbers so I can throw them in my phone
I got them all this time not fumbling one
Then I felt a something rumbling in my tummy tum tum
I took off at the speed of light
Straight to bathroom for the rest of the night
When I got out Shereese wasn't there
I was glad cause I was to embarrassed to care
Walk out the spot paid my tab and the cab fare
Had to get the smell of smoke out of my hair
Some when I got the pad somebody had beat me there
My roommate let somebody in and I wasn't prepared
She had a smile on her face that's made dimples on her cheeks
Some way or another it was that girl name Shereese
She said my room mate seen us talking and save the day
He asked her to come over and make sure that I'd be ok
On another occasion I would feel some kinda way
But this ain't one of them cause my room mate he gay
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